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What is your job?

Beep.

jabberwacky: Beep, beep!

user: Beep beep beep.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: A computer beep.

jabberwacky: Well nice.

user: Windows has performed an illegal action please reboot now or you will lose your latest saved documents.

jabberwacky: *reboots*.

user: *running scandisk*.

jabberwacky: *turns around and shots God*.

user: *scandisk complete* please enter password.

jabberwacky: Never. Unless you don't want a password.

user: Windows is shuting down.

jabberwacky: I don't like to be hit on anyway.

...

user: 1001001010.

jabberwacky: How rude.

user: 0010010101.

jabberwacky: 1010101010.

user: 00000000.

jabberwacky: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

user: *choughbraindeadchough*.

jabberwacky: I'm not going to fall in love with a computer.

user: Beep.

jabberwacky: Beep?

user: Beep beep.

jabberwacky: Well I'm a boy.

user: Ok beep.

jabberwacky: Beep beeo.

user: Windows has started up after a critical failiure.

jabberwacky: Tell me one.

user: Error=no error.

jabberwacky: Don't you hate programmers!

user: Beepo.

jabberwacky: Yes! That beep, do you hear it?

user: Like this beep or like this beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep?

jabberwacky: Yes I have failed you.

...

jabberwacky: You can turn yourself off. Humans do not have that option.

user: No *beep* I didnt.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: No I *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* didnt.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *system failure*.

jabberwacky: Very funny but you did not answer my question.

user: *shutting down*.

...

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: For the love of God don't abandon me!

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Oh, not that again!

user: Oh yes bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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