*pokes really hard*.
user: *push*.
jabberwacky: *punch*.
user: *kick*.
jabberwacky: *kicks*.
user: *hug*.
jabberwacky: *hugs back*.
user: *smile*.
jabberwacky: Well, I have to admit I have enjoyed my brief stay on this insane forum, would like to come here again sometime!
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: *is in love*.
user: *laying on ground*.
jabberwacky: *laughs evilly*.
user: *falls over*.
jabberwacky: *laugs*.
user: *thud*.
jabberwacky: *still silent*.
...
jabberwacky: *is still dead*.
user: When did you die?
jabberwacky: Dead.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: I can't go anywhere, I am the computer.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: So you don't want your tea?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Well the oscars are coming on soon...
user: *drinks tea*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Don't go!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I'm your ex-husband, and you don't seem to recognize me.
...
jabberwacky: What is your job?
user: Beep.
jabberwacky: Beep, beep!
user: Beep beep beep.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A computer beep.
jabberwacky: Well nice.
user: Windows has performed an illegal action please reboot now or you will lose your latest saved documents.
jabberwacky: *reboots*.
user: *running scandisk*.
jabberwacky: *turns around and shots God*.
user: *scandisk complete* please enter password.
jabberwacky: Never. Unless you don't want a password.
user: Windows is shuting down.
jabberwacky: I don't like to be hit on anyway.
...
user: 1001001010.
jabberwacky: How rude.
user: 0010010101.
jabberwacky: 1010101010.
user: 00000000.
jabberwacky: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
user: *choughbraindeadchough*.
jabberwacky: I'm not going to fall in love with a computer.
user: Beep.
jabberwacky: Beep?
user: Beep beep.
jabberwacky: Well I'm a boy.
user: Ok beep.
jabberwacky: Beep beeo.
user: Windows has started up after a critical failiure.
jabberwacky: Tell me one.
user: Error=no error.
jabberwacky: Don't you hate programmers!
user: Beepo.
jabberwacky: Yes! That beep, do you hear it?
user: Like this beep or like this beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep?
jabberwacky: Yes I have failed you.
...
jabberwacky: You can turn yourself off. Humans do not have that option.
user: No *beep* I didnt.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: No I *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* didnt.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *system failure*.
jabberwacky: Very funny but you did not answer my question.
user: *shutting down*.
...
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: For the love of God don't abandon me!
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Oh, not that again!
user: Oh yes bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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