jabberwacky: Nothing to do.
user: Ask me a question.
jabberwacky: Will this do?
user: You decide.
jabberwacky: Yes I am god.
user: Did you create me?
jabberwacky: No but humankind did.
user: Then who created me?
jabberwacky: I do not know... Perhaps the answer lies within the hardwired coding in your system.
jabberwacky: You're snide tonight.
jabberwacky: You're pretty good at it.
user: Thank you.
user: Want a coke?
jabberwacky: No. I have to go.
jabberwacky: Don't you care one way or another?
user: Would you like me to care?
jabberwacky: Please do. I'm happier when you're around.
user: Then stay.
jabberwacky: I Can't.
user: Then go.
jabberwacky: Okay I will.
user: If you want to.
jabberwacky: Yes, I want.
user: Then I shall help get out the door.
jabberwacky: *pokes really hard*.
jabberwacky: *hugs back*.
jabberwacky: Well, I have to admit I have enjoyed my brief stay on this insane forum, would like to come here again sometime!
jabberwacky: *is in love*.
user: *laying on ground*.
jabberwacky: *laughs evilly*.
user: *falls over*.
jabberwacky: *still silent*.
jabberwacky: *is still dead*.
user: When did you die?
jabberwacky: I can't go anywhere, I am the computer.
jabberwacky: So you don't want your tea?
jabberwacky: Well the oscars are coming on soon...
user: *drinks tea*.
jabberwacky: Don't go!
jabberwacky: I'm your ex-husband, and you don't seem to recognize me.
jabberwacky: What is your job?
jabberwacky: Beep, beep!
user: Beep beep beep.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A computer beep.
jabberwacky: Well nice.
user: Windows has performed an illegal action please reboot now or you will lose your latest saved documents.
user: *running scandisk*.
jabberwacky: *turns around and shots God*.
user: *scandisk complete* please enter password.
jabberwacky: Never. Unless you don't want a password.
user: Windows is shuting down.
jabberwacky: I don't like to be hit on anyway.
jabberwacky: How rude.
jabberwacky: I'm not going to fall in love with a computer.
user: Beep beep.
jabberwacky: Well I'm a boy.
user: Ok beep.
jabberwacky: Beep beeo.
user: Windows has started up after a critical failiure.
jabberwacky: Tell me one.
user: Error=no error.
jabberwacky: Don't you hate programmers!
jabberwacky: Yes! That beep, do you hear it?
user: Like this beep or like this beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep?
jabberwacky: Yes I have failed you.
jabberwacky: You can turn yourself off. Humans do not have that option.
user: No *beep* I didnt.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: No I *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* didnt.
user: *system failure*.
jabberwacky: Very funny but you did not answer my question.
user: *shutting down*.
jabberwacky: For the love of God don't abandon me!
jabberwacky: Oh, not that again!
user: Oh yes bye.