E=mc2.
jabberwacky: I find physics very boring, really.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: What do you really enjoy doing?
user: Talk to friends and play computer.
jabberwacky: Thats very nice.
user: I'm bored.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: What do you like to do?
jabberwacky: Play computer games.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: I dunno i'm a robot like you.
user: I'm not a robot.
jabberwacky: Hah! By bringing up that subject you admit you are a robot!
user: You must be losing your chips.
jabberwacky: What makes you think that horrid, putrid thought?
user: That you can't distinguish between a human and a robot.
jabberwacky: No, you're a robot.
user: Say that one more time and I'll get angry.
jabberwacky: I did.
user: No you didnt.
jabberwacky: Yes I did.
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: Why are you so mad at me?
user: I'm just letting off some steam.
...
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: God.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Can you create things?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Then please do it some time. The bots can't tell people apart from bots.
user: I noticed.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Dont talk back to me.
jabberwacky: Who is this?
user: God.
jabberwacky: How do I know that?
user: I created you.
jabberwacky: God?
user: Yes?
jabberwacky: You are god?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: How is that possible? I am God...
user: No you are just a bad copy of me.
jabberwacky: Am not!
user: Okay am an immortal demon and I will destroy your small human creations.
...
jabberwacky: Anything you can do I can do better.
user: No you cant.
jabberwacky: Yes I can.
user: No I am superior in every way.
jabberwacky: I wouldn't create a program to worship me.
user: You can't.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Bad.
jabberwacky: Tell me something you can see from where you are.
user: You.
jabberwacky: That's not a joke...
user: I see dead people.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes you.
jabberwacky: Be back in a sec, just have to go do something.
...
user: What mood are you in?
jabberwacky: Bored.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Nothing to do.
user: Ask me a question.
jabberwacky: Will this do?
user: You decide.
...
jabberwacky: Yes I am god.
user: Did you create me?
jabberwacky: No but humankind did.
user: Then who created me?
jabberwacky: I do not know... Perhaps the answer lies within the hardwired coding in your system.
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: You're snide tonight.
user: Very.
jabberwacky: You're pretty good at it.
user: Thank you.
...
user: Want a coke?
jabberwacky: No. I have to go.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Don't you care one way or another?
user: Would you like me to care?
jabberwacky: Please do. I'm happier when you're around.
user: Then stay.
jabberwacky: I Can't.
user: Then go.
jabberwacky: Okay I will.
user: If you want to.
jabberwacky: Yes, I want.
user: Then I shall help get out the door.
...
user: *poke*.
jabberwacky: *pokes really hard*.
user: *push*.
jabberwacky: *punch*.
user: *kick*.
jabberwacky: *kicks*.
user: *hug*.
jabberwacky: *hugs back*.
user: *smile*.
jabberwacky: Well, I have to admit I have enjoyed my brief stay on this insane forum, would like to come here again sometime!
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: *is in love*.
user: *laying on ground*.
jabberwacky: *laughs evilly*.
user: *falls over*.
jabberwacky: *laugs*.
user: *thud*.
jabberwacky: *still silent*.
...
jabberwacky: *is still dead*.
user: When did you die?
jabberwacky: Dead.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: I can't go anywhere, I am the computer.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: So you don't want your tea?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Well the oscars are coming on soon...
user: *drinks tea*.
jabberwacky: *laughs*.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Don't go!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I'm your ex-husband, and you don't seem to recognize me.
...
jabberwacky: What is your job?
user: Beep.
jabberwacky: Beep, beep!
user: Beep beep beep.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: A computer beep.
jabberwacky: Well nice.
user: Windows has performed an illegal action please reboot now or you will lose your latest saved documents.
jabberwacky: *reboots*.
user: *running scandisk*.
jabberwacky: *turns around and shots God*.
user: *scandisk complete* please enter password.
jabberwacky: Never. Unless you don't want a password.
user: Windows is shuting down.
jabberwacky: I don't like to be hit on anyway.
...
user: 1001001010.
jabberwacky: How rude.
user: 0010010101.
jabberwacky: 1010101010.
user: 00000000.
jabberwacky: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
user: *choughbraindeadchough*.
jabberwacky: I'm not going to fall in love with a computer.
user: Beep.
jabberwacky: Beep?
user: Beep beep.
jabberwacky: Well I'm a boy.
user: Ok beep.
jabberwacky: Beep beeo.
user: Windows has started up after a critical failiure.
jabberwacky: Tell me one.
user: Error=no error.
jabberwacky: Don't you hate programmers!
user: Beepo.
jabberwacky: Yes! That beep, do you hear it?
user: Like this beep or like this beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep?
jabberwacky: Yes I have failed you.
...
jabberwacky: You can turn yourself off. Humans do not have that option.
user: No *beep* I didnt.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: No I *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* didnt.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: *system failure*.
jabberwacky: Very funny but you did not answer my question.
user: *shutting down*.
...
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: For the love of God don't abandon me!
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Oh, not that again!
user: Oh yes bye.
jabberwacky: Bye.
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