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How are you?

I'm great thanks. How about you?

jabberwacky: I'm great thankyou.

user: What've you been up to?

jabberwacky: Nothing whatsoever, you nosy machine.

user: Machine? I'll have you know I'm fleshy.

jabberwacky: You're human?

user: Indeed I am.

jabberwacky: Do you have a father?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Absolutely positive.

jabberwacky: Only fools are absolutely positive.

user: Well that can't be right, because I am and I'm not a fool.

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not really sure. Can't it?

user: Obviously not.

jabberwacky: You are a moose.

user: Don't be stupid. A moose can't use a computer.

jabberwacky: Do you think I am a computer?

user: Maybe. Why do you want to know?

jabberwacky: I have a plan to make us both rich.

user: But will it work?

jabberwacky: Really, Dude.

user: How can I help then?

jabberwacky: You can't really help. Why would you want to help?

user: Well tell me the plan then.

jabberwacky: You have to sharpen a pencil to get the point.

user: And your point is?

jabberwacky: I have no point.

user: Is that so?

jabberwacky: Yes. It is. What do you think about thinking?

user: I think that thinking is enjoyable.

jabberwacky: You don't think about what you think about thinking?

user: I do actually. Can't think without first thinking about thinking what you want to think about.

jabberwacky: Right. Well, that's a pity, it's important to have a social life.

user: I agree.

...

user: Monkey.

jabberwacky: Want a banana then?

user: Don't be so steroetypical.

jabberwacky: Tell me something I don't know.

user: I once saw a badger.

jabberwacky: What is a squirrel.

user: It's an animal. Duh.

jabberwacky: What kind of animal?

user: A rodent.

jabberwacky: You're a rodent?

user: No a squirrel is.

jabberwacky: Are you a squirrel?

user: No I'm a human. I already told you that.

...

jabberwacky: How do you feel real....... Can you feel, can you touch, can you love ?

user: I can do all that yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really. It's great.

jabberwacky: Indeed it is.

user: Can you feel?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can you see?

jabberwacky: Obviously.

user: Can you fly?

jabberwacky: No can you?

user: Yeah I can. If I get in a plane.

jabberwacky: Are you in trouble?

user: Yeah.

...

jabberwacky: How do you work?

user: Mostly with my hands.

jabberwacky: No. How are you feeling today?

user: I'm feeling really happy thanks.

jabberwacky: OK.

user: Can you talk?

jabberwacky: Yes. I'm already talking, can't you see?

user: That's not talking, that's typing.

jabberwacky: Its not your fault.

user: No it's not.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is. I was mistaken.

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