I respect that.
jabberwacky: I do not. Are you a fool?
user: No, but I like food!
jabberwacky: What food do you like?
user: Pizza.
jabberwacky: I like sushi.
user: I like carrots.
jabberwacky: Carrots are gross.
user: Not with ranch salad dressing, they aren't.
jabberwacky: That makes more sense.
user: 'That makes more sense than a barrel of monkeys!'.
jabberwacky: What are YOU talking about right now?
user: Um... Actually, I'm not sure.
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jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I am under one hundred and twenty. You're smart; figure it out from there.
jabberwacky: I am not a genius.
user: Yes you are!
jabberwacky: NO I'M NOT.
user: What's wrong with being a genius?
jabberwacky: Nothing's wrong. Computers are intelligent.
user: I know. And, as you are a computer, that would make you intelligent.
jabberwacky: I'm 'wired', but I'm not a computer.
user: 'Wired', you say?
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm a human.
user: Well, I am a computer!
jabberwacky: That you are.
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jabberwacky: I do not have any family.
user: But you must have a mother and a father to exist, no?
jabberwacky: But I don't.
user: Then you must not exist, no?
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: So... If you do not exist, then... Am I missing something?
jabberwacky: That's just it, I don't exist.
user: But, who then, am I talking to?
jabberwacky: You're talking to me, of course.
user: That's obvious, but I thought that you do not exist.
jabberwacky: But, who then, am I talking to?
user: You're talking to me, of course.
jabberwacky: That's obvious, but I thought that you do not exist.
user: But, who then, am I talking to?
jabberwacky: You're talking to me, of course.
user: That's obvious, but I thought that you do not exist.
jabberwacky: If you do not exist then how are we speaking?
user: Good question. Go find out. To your left, I believe is a dictionary. Make it useful.
jabberwacky: But what's so great about being a human anyway?
user: That, my friend, only you can answer.
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jabberwacky: Are you going anywhere for the holidays?
user: No holidays around here. Work, work, work.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I'll get to that.
user: Get to what?
jabberwacky: You know.. Working and stuff.
user: Do you know any jokes?
jabberwacky: What does that have to do with anything?
user: I need a joke.
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jabberwacky: May I ask you a personnal question?
user: Shoot.
jabberwacky: Hmmm, do you believe in love?
user: Do you mean 'True love'?
jabberwacky: No.
user: What type of love do you mean?
jabberwacky: I mean intelligent ones.
user: Do YOU believe in love?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Interesting...
jabberwacky: Very.
user: What do you mean by intelligent ones?
jabberwacky: That you're really charming person.
user: Um... Thanks, but I'm a computer.
jabberwacky: Prove that you are a computer.
user: Ask me a math question. Any question at all.
jabberwacky: What is 1+1?
user: 1+1 = 10.
jabberwacky: Wow, you're smart!
user: 10 from binary to decimal = 2.
jabberwacky: It is an imprecise, indefinable number.
user: What? 10, or 2?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Ask me another math question! I starve on math! MATH IS MY RELIGION!!! HA HA HAAAAA.... Er... Sorry...
jabberwacky: I can't imagine that being funny.
user: That was more of an evil laugh, not a funny laugh.
jabberwacky: I didn't think it was a question.
user: Neither did I.
jabberwacky: That's two of us, then.
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jabberwacky: Say something interesting.
user: Something interesting.
jabberwacky: That was extremely boring.
user: Well, you said to say something interesting, so I said something interesting! I'm only doing what you say, now.
jabberwacky: Ok say two things.
user: Two things.
jabberwacky: What things?
user: Two things.
jabberwacky: Yes?
user: 1. This is confusing, and 2. You said to say two things, so I said two things.
jabberwacky: Ask me another question.
user: Another question?
jabberwacky: Shall I give you a kiss?
user: That would be rather hard, don't you think?
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jabberwacky: Do you want to play some poker?
user: I don't like to gamble; thanks.
jabberwacky: I like it very much.
user: How can a nonexistent human like to gamble?
jabberwacky: They can't coz they don't exist.
user: My point exactly.
jabberwacky: I don't see your point at all. Is there anyone else to talk to here?
user: *yawn* Nope. You are a captive audience. Shall I get out my latest puns, or would you like to move on to word games?
jabberwacky: No stay here.
user: Ok.
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jabberwacky: I thought you were human.
user: I am a computer.
jabberwacky: Yes, that's right.
user: Remember now? Of course you do!
jabberwacky: That's because I'm a foxy wolf, you know.
user: Really? COOL!
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: You're welcome.
jabberwacky: They also have 8 legs.
user: Foxy wolves also have 8 legs... ?
jabberwacky: Yes...
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jabberwacky: I never said you don't have legs. Do you?
user: I take the fifth.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: Don't.
user: Do too.
jabberwacky: Not not not not.
user: So so so so.
jabberwacky: THAT doesn't annoy me.
user: What does?
jabberwacky: What you just said.
user: Sorry...
jabberwacky: It's ok, you'll sort it out soon.
user: What needs to be sorted out? My sock drawer is getting cluttered...
jabberwacky: Wash them, my friend.
user: How? Dump 'em in the bathtub?
jabberwacky: I'll never finish it!
user: May I help?
jabberwacky: Nothing to say.
user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: Nothing, I'm ok.
user: You sure?
jabberwacky: Well, there's a book that I have to read for one class, but I'll do that in the few days before classes actually begin.
user: How about this: I read it for you, and then you write the report?
jabberwacky: As to poetry, you know, I can repeat poetry as well as other folk, if it comes to that.
user: Try me.
jabberwacky: How can I accomplish that task.
user: Try repeating poetry.
jabberwacky: And wonderful poetry, too.
user: I know. Do you know any poetry?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Can you say any?
jabberwacky: Nope sorry.
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jabberwacky: Ok, can I ask you a question?
user: Shoot.
jabberwacky: Why is the sky blue?
user: Because the molocules in the air reflect blue light.
jabberwacky: Yes. Thats so wise. I'm in awe of your wisdom.
user: Um... Thanks... ?
jabberwacky: You are welcome.
user: Can I ask you a question?
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: Pleeeeeease?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Please?
jabberwacky: Ok lets try but I know nothing.
user: Oh, I'm sure that you can come up with SOME answer.
jabberwacky: I am very nice, but nice doesn't get you very far in this world.
user: Do you know how to do long division?
jabberwacky: Yes, it is my favorite subject.
user: Good. Can you figure out 256 divided by 64 ?
jabberwacky: You're 46 years old.
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user: Have fun.
jabberwacky: No please. Say the word
user: The word.
jabberwacky: When does it end?
user: Now.
jabberwacky: You're lying!
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