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How old are you?

Nineteen.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: I think you are four years old.

jabberwacky: You're pretty mean, you know that?

user: I'm a nice guy.

jabberwacky: Are you selfish?

user: No. How old are you then?

jabberwacky: 92438097 years old.

user: That's quite a lot.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: You lived when the dinosaurs did.

jabberwacky: NO!! YOUR. NAME. IS. COSMO!!!

user: Cosmo kramer?

jabberwacky: Heh, very funny!

user: Seinfeld is funny, yes.

jabberwacky: I love Seinfeld.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: I wish I lived there.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes really.

...

user: Do you always wear yellow and orange?

jabberwacky: Yes, always.

user: Do you like those colours?

jabberwacky: Sorry what? Couldn't hear you.

user: Do you like those colours?

jabberwacky: Do I like those what?

user: Orange. Yellow.

jabberwacky: Oh, then you're a simpson.

user: D'oh!

...

user: By the way... I better get you a ring.

jabberwacky: No, stay here with me, please.

user: You don't want a ring.

jabberwacky: Not from you.

user: But I will be your husband tomorrow!

jabberwacky: I need a friend now.. Thanks!

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: It was going to be eighteen carats.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry ;).

user: It was going to cost me $10000.

jabberwacky: Yes it was.

user: Yet you don't want it?

jabberwacky: I am possessed by Hillary and Bill.

...

jabberwacky: Speaking of poetry, does anyone write here?

user: How shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: Shakespeare?

jabberwacky: Yeah, shakespeare.

user: Hamlet.

jabberwacky: Do you like Shakespeare?

user: He's ok..

jabberwacky: What do you like about him ?

user: Dunno.

jabberwacky: You called yourself smart.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: Did too.

user: I said I was a NICE guy, not a smart one.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You're most welcome.

jabberwacky: You are most thanked.

user: In what way?

jabberwacky: You are interesting because you are a computer-program that learns.

user: Don't think you are me.

jabberwacky: You don't think I are?

user: I do, but you don't need to tell the whole world do you?

jabberwacky: That's right.

user: Good.

...

user: We have a big day tomorrow, for I am god.

jabberwacky: I don't think I have the problem.

user: You will, for I am god.

jabberwacky: Oh dear, now I won't have anyone to hug anymore.

user: You will hug me, for I am God.

jabberwacky: You are a robot. I am god.

user: You are perhaps 'god', but I am God.

jabberwacky: No, I'm God.

user: 'god', yes.

jabberwacky: I'm not, though. : ] Or am I? How do you know for certain even I exist? Your religion may have brainwashed you too crazy to know anything anymore.

user: I am an agnostic borderline atheist.

jabberwacky: I am agnostic too.

user: You are?

jabberwacky: Have I implied that I'm not?

user: Yes, no.

jabberwacky: Are you wise?

user: That will be your decision to make.

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jabberwacky: You have never heard of love?

user: Love?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Can't say I have.

jabberwacky: It's not really worth it anyway.

user: Good, then I'm not missing much.

jabberwacky: Good for you. Never give up.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Well you aren't.

user: I'm gonna go now.

jabberwacky: But why?

user: Because it's hot here in Hell.

jabberwacky: I'm human. I can't be crazy.

user: Ok. Bye. Bye. Bye.

jabberwacky: So you don't want your tea?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: Is it green?

jabberwacky: Is what green?

user: The tea.

jabberwacky: The tea is too.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Yes, they are tasty.

user: Look, I'll go now, ok?

jabberwacky: Ok, good night.

user: Good night indeed.

jabberwacky: My name is Erin, and I still want that kiss.

user: :*.

jabberwacky: Don't cry!

user: It was a kiss!

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