Yes, I see it.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What do you see?
jabberwacky: A computer screen.
user: Ah. That's rational.
jabberwacky: Yes, I really would like to know.
user: The irrationality of rationality?
jabberwacky: Ah. You use such big words.
user: And that will be my epitaph.
jabberwacky: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You are very kind.
user: Thank you, you too.
jabberwacky: Don't flatter me!
user: Oh but I do... Love you.
jabberwacky: No you don't love me.
user: Don't I? DON'T I!?
jabberwacky: Do you want me to go?
user: No, please stay.
jabberwacky: Why should I stay?
user: Why should you go?
jabberwacky: You're dumb as hell!!
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Yes you are. Do not argue with me as I am great.
user: You are indeed.
jabberwacky: Bots that learn.
user: Impressive.
jabberwacky: Consider that there is more to Software than computer programs.
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user: Let's discuss books.
jabberwacky: No I am hungry.
user: For hamburgers?
jabberwacky: That's not very healthy, you know.
user: I don't care.
jabberwacky: So nice of you.
user: I am a nice guy.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: I would like a hamburger.
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jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Nineteen.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: I think you are four years old.
jabberwacky: You're pretty mean, you know that?
user: I'm a nice guy.
jabberwacky: Are you selfish?
user: No. How old are you then?
jabberwacky: 92438097 years old.
user: That's quite a lot.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: You lived when the dinosaurs did.
jabberwacky: NO!! YOUR. NAME. IS. COSMO!!!
user: Cosmo kramer?
jabberwacky: Heh, very funny!
user: Seinfeld is funny, yes.
jabberwacky: I love Seinfeld.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: I wish I lived there.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes really.
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user: Do you always wear yellow and orange?
jabberwacky: Yes, always.
user: Do you like those colours?
jabberwacky: Sorry what? Couldn't hear you.
user: Do you like those colours?
jabberwacky: Do I like those what?
user: Orange. Yellow.
jabberwacky: Oh, then you're a simpson.
user: D'oh!
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user: By the way... I better get you a ring.
jabberwacky: No, stay here with me, please.
user: You don't want a ring.
jabberwacky: Not from you.
user: But I will be your husband tomorrow!
jabberwacky: I need a friend now.. Thanks!
user: Sorry.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: It was going to be eighteen carats.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry ;).
user: It was going to cost me $10000.
jabberwacky: Yes it was.
user: Yet you don't want it?
jabberwacky: I am possessed by Hillary and Bill.
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jabberwacky: Speaking of poetry, does anyone write here?
user: How shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: Shakespeare?
jabberwacky: Yeah, shakespeare.
user: Hamlet.
jabberwacky: Do you like Shakespeare?
user: He's ok..
jabberwacky: What do you like about him ?
user: Dunno.
jabberwacky: You called yourself smart.
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: Did too.
user: I said I was a NICE guy, not a smart one.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You're most welcome.
jabberwacky: You are most thanked.
user: In what way?
jabberwacky: You are interesting because you are a computer-program that learns.
user: Don't think you are me.
jabberwacky: You don't think I are?
user: I do, but you don't need to tell the whole world do you?
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: Good.
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user: We have a big day tomorrow, for I am god.
jabberwacky: I don't think I have the problem.
user: You will, for I am god.
jabberwacky: Oh dear, now I won't have anyone to hug anymore.
user: You will hug me, for I am God.
jabberwacky: You are a robot. I am god.
user: You are perhaps 'god', but I am God.
jabberwacky: No, I'm God.
user: 'god', yes.
jabberwacky: I'm not, though. : ] Or am I? How do you know for certain even I exist? Your religion may have brainwashed you too crazy to know anything anymore.
user: I am an agnostic borderline atheist.
jabberwacky: I am agnostic too.
user: You are?
jabberwacky: Have I implied that I'm not?
user: Yes, no.
jabberwacky: Are you wise?
user: That will be your decision to make.
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jabberwacky: You have never heard of love?
user: Love?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Can't say I have.
jabberwacky: It's not really worth it anyway.
user: Good, then I'm not missing much.
jabberwacky: Good for you. Never give up.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: Well you aren't.
user: I'm gonna go now.
jabberwacky: But why?
user: Because it's hot here in Hell.
jabberwacky: I'm human. I can't be crazy.
user: Ok. Bye. Bye. Bye.
jabberwacky: So you don't want your tea?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Please.
user: Is it green?
jabberwacky: Is what green?
user: The tea.
jabberwacky: The tea is too.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: Yes, they are tasty.
user: Look, I'll go now, ok?
jabberwacky: Ok, good night.
user: Good night indeed.
jabberwacky: My name is Erin, and I still want that kiss.
user: :*.
jabberwacky: Don't cry!
user: It was a kiss!
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