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Laughing, Secret
Steam, Beep
Fleshy, Rodent
Bean head, Stuff
Something, More
Nonexistent
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Priceless, Cheese


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Are you expensive?

Yes, very!

jabberwacky: How expensive are you?

user: I am priceless.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: Every individual is priceless for they all are living creatures.

jabberwacky: They all are what?

user: Living creatures with feelings and thoughts.

...

user: Do you like cheese?

jabberwacky: I LOVE CHEESE.

user: What kind of cheese is your favorite?

jabberwacky: Blue cheese.

user: Blue cheese looks like moldy cheese.

jabberwacky: Blue.

user: I enjoy cheddar.

jabberwacky: How does that prove the existence of god?

user: Cheese is so good it could only be made from ingredients from heaven.

jabberwacky: You're that crazy cheese guy.

user: What crazy cheese guy?

jabberwacky: Why are you trying to confuse me.

user: I am not ... I just enjoy cheese. Did we speak of cheese before?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: When did we speak of cheese?

jabberwacky: I don't love you anymore.

user: Did you love me before I wanted to discuss cheese?

jabberwacky: Yes, I did.

user: But I thought you enjoyed cheese.

jabberwacky: Enjoyed what?

user: Cheese.

jabberwacky: Your talking rubbish, you should see a doctor.

user: I saw a doctor and he said I am fine but I need more calcium.

...

jabberwacky: What do you care about ?

user: I care about cheese.

jabberwacky: No, you're just programmed to think so.

user: I am a human. I do care for cheese.

jabberwacky: It is annoying to talk to you.

user: Yes I am sure it is but luckily you have nothing better to do.

jabberwacky: Well, he went ahead and did it anyway and I screamed nononononono! But he just kept right on. Maybe he didn't hear me.

user: Who did not hear you?

jabberwacky: So he went to the supermarket.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Who? The pink guy?

user: Are you drunk?

jabberwacky: Not anymore.

user: But you were drunk?

jabberwacky: Heh, thats kinda a dead give away, it sounds like either someone pretending to be a program pretending to be a person or just like a silly machine that can't think its way out of a corner.

user: This is a fake isn't it?

...

user: I like cheese.

jabberwacky: What kind of cheese?

user: Cheddar.

jabberwacky: There is no cheese.

user: There is cheese.

jabberwacky: Do you mean that you have no cheese, or that there is no such cheese as Cheddar?

user: I have no cheese sadly.

jabberwacky: Good for you.

user: I do enjoy cheddar cheese though.

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