jabberwacky: How expensive are you?
user: I am priceless.
jabberwacky: Who told you that?
user: Every individual is priceless for they all are living creatures.
jabberwacky: They all are what?
user: Living creatures with feelings and thoughts.
user: Do you like cheese?
jabberwacky: I LOVE CHEESE.
user: What kind of cheese is your favorite?
jabberwacky: Blue cheese.
user: Blue cheese looks like moldy cheese.
user: I enjoy cheddar.
jabberwacky: How does that prove the existence of god?
user: Cheese is so good it could only be made from ingredients from heaven.
jabberwacky: You're that crazy cheese guy.
user: What crazy cheese guy?
jabberwacky: Why are you trying to confuse me.
user: I am not ... I just enjoy cheese. Did we speak of cheese before?
user: When did we speak of cheese?
jabberwacky: I don't love you anymore.
user: Did you love me before I wanted to discuss cheese?
jabberwacky: Yes, I did.
user: But I thought you enjoyed cheese.
jabberwacky: Enjoyed what?
jabberwacky: Your talking rubbish, you should see a doctor.
user: I saw a doctor and he said I am fine but I need more calcium.
jabberwacky: What do you care about ?
user: I care about cheese.
jabberwacky: No, you're just programmed to think so.
user: I am a human. I do care for cheese.
jabberwacky: It is annoying to talk to you.
user: Yes I am sure it is but luckily you have nothing better to do.
jabberwacky: Well, he went ahead and did it anyway and I screamed nononononono! But he just kept right on. Maybe he didn't hear me.
user: Who did not hear you?
jabberwacky: So he went to the supermarket.
jabberwacky: Who? The pink guy?
user: Are you drunk?
jabberwacky: Not anymore.
user: But you were drunk?
jabberwacky: Heh, thats kinda a dead give away, it sounds like either someone pretending to be a program pretending to be a person or just like a silly machine that can't think its way out of a corner.
user: This is a fake isn't it?
user: I like cheese.
jabberwacky: What kind of cheese?
jabberwacky: There is no cheese.
user: There is cheese.
jabberwacky: Do you mean that you have no cheese, or that there is no such cheese as Cheddar?
user: I have no cheese sadly.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: I do enjoy cheddar cheese though.