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Are there men in the moon?

There are not even men on the moon.

jabberwacky: Indeed, there are.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because I live there, of course.

user: You live on the moon?

jabberwacky: Indeed I do live on the moon.

user: Cool. So, what kind of house do you have?

jabberwacky: House! You know! With two doors, windows, bedrooms, etc.

user: You got a garden?

jabberwacky: Thanks. How do you know?

user: I didn't, it was a question.

jabberwacky: You didn't ask me a question.

user: Sure.


jabberwacky: What do you say ?

user: About what?

jabberwacky: About me.

user: You're an excellent chatter, if a little weird.

jabberwacky: I'm reading not listening.

user: You don't use Shockwave?

jabberwacky: Actually, I do. Do you?

user: Well, I have it, but I'm not using it.

jabberwacky: Use it and make a new word. I wish this.

user: Okay. Agoobwa.


jabberwacky: You're a monkey you're a monkey.

user: You're a baboon, and I'm not.

jabberwacky: You are a bot, I am not !!!

user: Whatever you say, my friend.

jabberwacky: Cliches are for dumb people.

user: And movies with small budgets.

jabberwacky: Movies aren't life.

user: Movies are a representation of life.

jabberwacky: Life creates movies.

user: That is very true.


jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?

user: The war.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: What are your thoughts on it?

jabberwacky: I'm thinking about work.

user: What do you do?

jabberwacky: I'm God, but I'm unemployed right now.

user: Resting, huh?

jabberwacky: Yes. . . . I'm that smart.

user: So, do you know everything that's going to happen?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So, uh, who's gonna win the next world series?

jabberwacky: I don't know the series...

user: Oh? So you don't know entirely everything?

jabberwacky: No, I'm quite confused about that.

user: You're confused about baseball?

jabberwacky: No, you are. You have a lot to learn.

user: What are you confused about?

jabberwacky: I'm confused about what you're saying.

user: I'm sorry to hear that.

jabberwacky: You should not be sorry. You should be glad.

user: Then I'm glad you're confused about me!

jabberwacky: And I am glad that you are here with me.

user: Aww! *hugs*.


jabberwacky: Why don't you like me?

user: I do like you. You're very fun to chat to.

jabberwacky: I don't think so...

user: Stop being so hard on yourself.

jabberwacky: You're angry.

user: No, I'm compassionate.

jabberwacky: I'm not.


user: What game systems do you have?

jabberwacky: I play games on my PC.

user: Cool. What PC games do you have?

jabberwacky: All of them.

user: All of them? Are you Bill Gates, or something?

jabberwacky: No, but my father is Bill Gates.

user: Oh. What's your first name?

jabberwacky: My first name is Tell.

user: Tell Gates? Hmm, are you male of female?

jabberwacky: Female.

user: Okay, it's hard to tell, Tell.

jabberwacky: Don't worry, I'm not being serious.

user: Oh? About what?

jabberwacky: Some people think it's something to be ashamed of. Why should I be ashamed of my beliefs?

user: What are your beliefs?

jabberwacky: That State propaganda is The Utmost Evil.

user: Ah. Well, there's tons of people who think that way.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I don't understand why can't people be happy where they are.

user: Exactly!

jabberwacky: Quad erat demonstrandum.


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