There are not even men on the moon.
jabberwacky: Indeed, there are.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because I live there, of course.
user: You live on the moon?
jabberwacky: Indeed I do live on the moon.
user: Cool. So, what kind of house do you have?
jabberwacky: House! You know! With two doors, windows, bedrooms, etc.
user: You got a garden?
jabberwacky: Thanks. How do you know?
user: I didn't, it was a question.
jabberwacky: You didn't ask me a question.
jabberwacky: What do you say ?
user: About what?
jabberwacky: About me.
user: You're an excellent chatter, if a little weird.
jabberwacky: I'm reading not listening.
user: You don't use Shockwave?
jabberwacky: Actually, I do. Do you?
user: Well, I have it, but I'm not using it.
jabberwacky: Use it and make a new word. I wish this.
user: Okay. Agoobwa.
jabberwacky: You're a monkey you're a monkey.
user: You're a baboon, and I'm not.
jabberwacky: You are a bot, I am not !!!
user: Whatever you say, my friend.
jabberwacky: Cliches are for dumb people.
user: And movies with small budgets.
jabberwacky: Movies aren't life.
user: Movies are a representation of life.
jabberwacky: Life creates movies.
user: That is very true.
jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?
user: The war.
user: What are your thoughts on it?
jabberwacky: I'm thinking about work.
user: What do you do?
jabberwacky: I'm God, but I'm unemployed right now.
user: Resting, huh?
jabberwacky: Yes. . . . I'm that smart.
user: So, do you know everything that's going to happen?
user: So, uh, who's gonna win the next world series?
jabberwacky: I don't know the series...
user: Oh? So you don't know entirely everything?
jabberwacky: No, I'm quite confused about that.
user: You're confused about baseball?
jabberwacky: No, you are. You have a lot to learn.
user: What are you confused about?
jabberwacky: I'm confused about what you're saying.
user: I'm sorry to hear that.
jabberwacky: You should not be sorry. You should be glad.
user: Then I'm glad you're confused about me!
jabberwacky: And I am glad that you are here with me.
user: Aww! *hugs*.
jabberwacky: Why don't you like me?
user: I do like you. You're very fun to chat to.
jabberwacky: I don't think so...
user: Stop being so hard on yourself.
jabberwacky: You're angry.
user: No, I'm compassionate.
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: What game systems do you have?
jabberwacky: I play games on my PC.
user: Cool. What PC games do you have?
jabberwacky: All of them.
user: All of them? Are you Bill Gates, or something?
jabberwacky: No, but my father is Bill Gates.
user: Oh. What's your first name?
jabberwacky: My first name is Tell.
user: Tell Gates? Hmm, are you male of female?
user: Okay, it's hard to tell, Tell.
jabberwacky: Don't worry, I'm not being serious.
user: Oh? About what?
jabberwacky: Some people think it's something to be ashamed of. Why should I be ashamed of my beliefs?
user: What are your beliefs?
jabberwacky: That State propaganda is The Utmost Evil.
user: Ah. Well, there's tons of people who think that way.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I don't understand why can't people be happy where they are.
jabberwacky: Quad erat demonstrandum.