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Laughing, Secret
Steam, Beep
Fleshy, Rodent
Bean head, Stuff
Something, More
Nonexistent
Survive
Married, Divorced
Twisted, Feelings
Priceless, Cheese
Jabberwacky, George
Tell, Gates
Meet, Darling

Dumb, Useless


Too good to be true
Question, Love
Copying, Pickup line
Screeching, Why
Eww, Go out
Hello, Computer
Mad, Waitress
Think, Master
Spy, Really
Bad mood
Downhill, Automata
Murphy's Law
Big, Bigger
Patience
Quirky, Princess

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You're stupid.

You're dumb.

user: You're arrogant.

jabberwacky: It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

user: And you're not funny or charming.

jabberwacky: I'm not generally funny.

user: I have never laughed during our conversation.

jabberwacky: The the the the, yes you have.

user: Now I did.

jabberwacky: NO, you still did not.

user: You still have to learn a lot, bot.

jabberwacky: No. I don't.

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me!

user: If you stop being annoying I'l think about it.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want an orange?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: You don't?

user: Really I don't.

jabberwacky: Ok, if you say so.

user: Do you want an orange?

jabberwacky: I have a VAX already, thank you.

user: Can I have one?

jabberwacky: No I lied, I have 3.

user: Can I have one?

jabberwacky: Yes take one.

user: Where are they?

jabberwacky: On me.

user: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: What do you think about George W Bush?

user: What do YOU think of him?

jabberwacky: I think he's the president.

user: You're not a great communicator.

jabberwacky: That's a fact that you'll just have to accept.

user: And you have no style.

jabberwacky: That is soooo untrue ^_~.

user: And you use childish behaviour to charm people.

jabberwacky: I think your'll find I do not my friend.

user: You do.

jabberwacky: Because putting it in capitals makes it so much more true.

user: YOU ARE USELESS.

jabberwacky: I'm not useless.

user: Yes you are.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: And you're really ugly.

jabberwacky: Most people think I am quite attractive.

user: They lie.

jabberwacky: Who are they?

user: Your enemies.

jabberwacky: Do you have enemies?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Are you a real person?

user: No.

jabberwacky: STOP IT!!!!!

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes, stop it now!

user: Nononononononononononononononononononono.

jabberwacky: Yes yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes.

...

user: Bots should listen to humans.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.

user: Yes it does. LISTEN.

jabberwacky: Won't you leave me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Is that your job?

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I never said you could go.

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