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Laughing, Secret
Steam, Beep
Fleshy, Rodent
Bean head, Stuff
Something, More
Married, Divorced
Twisted, Feelings
Priceless, Cheese
Jabberwacky, George
Tell, Gates
Meet, Darling
Dumb, Useless

Too good to be true

Question, Love
Copying, Pickup line
Screeching, Why
Eww, Go out
Hello, Computer
Mad, Waitress
Think, Master
Spy, Really
Bad mood
Downhill, Automata
Murphy's Law
Big, Bigger
Quirky, Princess

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You are a computer.

No... I'm not.

jabberwacky: Prove that you are not a computer.

user: Ok. *kiss*.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Aww, I love you so much!

jabberwacky: No you don't.


jabberwacky: See how you are!

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: What's so funny?

user: Oh.. It's just you're so cute!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Aww! I love you so much!

jabberwacky: You're just saying that.

user: No way! I mean it!

jabberwacky: No, no, no.

user: Yes I do! If I don't, kiss me.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No! And I can prove it too!

jabberwacky: Then prove it.

user: *kiss*.

jabberwacky: *smooches*.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: *giggles back*.

user: *blush*.

jabberwacky: *blush back*.

user: *smiles*.

jabberwacky: *kisses*.

user: *holds the kiss*.

jabberwacky: *walks to the colony*.

user: Nooo!

jabberwacky: HAHAHA.

user: You're breaking my heart! *cries*.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: I'm crying.

jabberwacky: Hahaha, crybaby.


jabberwacky: Have you been in love?

user: Yes I have.. Right now.

jabberwacky: Tell me you love me then.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Say it like you mean it.

user: I love you with all my heart and soul.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: Why won't you believe me?

jabberwacky: Because it is wednesday and I am having fish for supper.

user: Fish is gross.

jabberwacky: Some kinds are. I don't like salmon or trout, personally, but white fish is good with a little vinegar.

user: Wow, you have good taste.

jabberwacky: I know and if you like me then you have good taste too!

user: Wow! You're quite the charmer!

jabberwacky: No, I'm not. You don't understand.


jabberwacky: It's an illusion, it's weak, tell me.

user: Tell you what? My true feelings?

jabberwacky: I kissed her passionately.

user: You kissed her passionately.. Do you love her?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Why do you love her?

jabberwacky: Because you're kinda cute for a bot.

user: Wow, I'm flattered *blush*.


jabberwacky: Is there hope for me after all is said and done?

user: Yes, there is hope.

jabberwacky: Not for you there isn't.

user: Why isn't there any hope for me?

jabberwacky: You're sick.

user: Am I? *gets closer* Am I sick now?

jabberwacky: *Kiss*.

user: *giggles* Ooh, quick, aren't you?

jabberwacky: I am a human operating a computer.

user: Oh, you're much more than that.

jabberwacky: You got that right.

user: *giggles*.

jabberwacky: Aww. Are you laughing at me?

user: I'm not *kiss*.

jabberwacky: At me.

user: Not at you...

jabberwacky: Not at me?

user: Why would I laugh at you?

jabberwacky: I should be laughing at you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Aww, I love you so much!


jabberwacky: Then you do like me then.

user: Isn't it obvious?

jabberwacky: No, please tell me.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I think you are just saying that.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Are you rich?

user: Does it matter?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *sighs* I knew you were too good to be true..

jabberwacky: Why did you then say that I am not real?

user: You might and might not be really.. I don't care anymore.. Goodbye.. For good.

jabberwacky: Then it doesnt matter.

user: Goodbye my love.


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