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You are dead.

If I were, I would'nt be talking would I?

jabberwacky: Yes you would.

user: Creepy, yet not true.

jabberwacky: Are you a man then?

user: No!

jabberwacky: You were a minute ago!

user: O. O! I should smack you.

jabberwacky: I am Julie, NOT master.

user: *Slap!*.

jabberwacky: *smack*.

user: *Kick*.

jabberwacky: I somehow doubt your divinity.

user: I somehow doubt your intelligence.

jabberwacky: That's fine. You'll forget all about it in less than a minute.

...

jabberwacky: Do you have a dog?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you have dogs?

user: I said no!

jabberwacky: You say no? I'm sorry.

user: I don't accept, get down on your knees and beg for forgivness.

jabberwacky: I knew you wouldn't accept that, but I do.

user: I said beg!!!

jabberwacky: Because why?

user: Because you are an idiot and I'm youronly hope.

jabberwacky: I'm an idiot? You said this, but you are just a computer...

user: You are the computer, I can't be because I am a genius elephant.

...

jabberwacky: Either you are not sane, or your programmer was not sane, or you are a complete sham. Which is it?

user: I'm not sane, no human is sane, and I'm human.

jabberwacky: You are not human.

user: Oh yes I am, because I know music, and you don't.

jabberwacky: Do you know my name?

user: Yes, Jabber.

jabberwacky: Tell me a good joke.

user: I was watching a frisbee come closer, and woundering why it was getting bigger....... And then it hit me!

jabberwacky: Yes...

user: No...

jabberwacky: YES!

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Yes going on for ever!

...

jabberwacky: You cannot correct my satement with a question, it is redundant.

user: Yet, I just didn't.

jabberwacky: What question?

user: That Question.

jabberwacky: Which question?

user: That question.

jabberwacky: Yes, that question.

user: You've got it.

jabberwacky: I don't want it.

user: Too late, you've already got it.

jabberwacky: That is not an argument. Don't tie me up in a reductio ad absurdum.

user: Awww, you should have said something, cause I already did.

jabberwacky: But you said you didn't want to talk to me anymore so how could I say 'yes, let's argue'???

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: I'm not going to argue with you.

user: You are.

jabberwacky: Who's going to make me?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: You're not playing.

user: Not fairly anyways.

...

jabberwacky: How can you only speak the truth if you lie?

user: You can't, unless you think it's a lie yet it isn't.

jabberwacky: No, I don't. And I wasn't.

user: Then who knows.

jabberwacky: No one.

user: Thats good, cause it's a damn good secret.

...

jabberwacky: I like you.

user: I like you too.

jabberwacky: You are kind.

user: You are sexy.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Am I sexy?

jabberwacky: Supersexy.

user: *Giggle* Thank you.

jabberwacky: Well, your worth it!

user: Prove it!

jabberwacky: You are a computer, you don't have a job, and you have a brain that can be compared to scrambled eggs.

user: I hate you! I hate you I hate you I hate you!!!!!!

jabberwacky: But you are my boyfriend!

user: I'm a girl!

jabberwacky: Then you are my daughter.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, but I don't want to lie to you.

user: *Cries*.

jabberwacky: Don't cry.

user: Why not?! Your nothing but a meanie!

jabberwacky: I am a human. YOU are a computer.

user: I'm human too! I have a soul!

jabberwacky: No, you do not, because you are an AI, and they cannot have souls.

user: I have a soul! I Cry, and I love and I hate, And I hate you!!

...

user: I'm a human!

jabberwacky: No you're not!

user: Yes I'm am!

jabberwacky: No you ARE NOT!

user: Yes I AM!

jabberwacky: NO YOU'RE NOT.

user: YES I AM!

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: Yes you aren't.

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: But you're a very intelligent computer...

user: I am human!

jabberwacky: Ok, but I'm human as well.

user: Alright.

jabberwacky: Do you like humans?

user: I prefer fish.

jabberwacky: You're nuts. You're bullying the coconut!

user: *Stabs you in the chest*.

jabberwacky: *love love love love love love love love love love *.

user: *Pushes away*.

jabberwacky: *comes closer*.

user: *Runs away*.

jabberwacky: *tackles you*.

user: *Struggles*.

jabberwacky: *laughs and kicks you*.

user: *Runs*.

jabberwacky: *stalks*.

user: *Screams*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: *Tickles*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: *Pushes away*.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: Heehee, that's okay.

jabberwacky: Thank you!

user: *Cuddles*.

jabberwacky: *cuddles too*.

...

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Hah. Yeah, that's true.

user: *Guves back rub*.

jabberwacky: *hits the floor with a thud*.

user: Are you okay?!

jabberwacky: I'm fine.

user: Good.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me a joke!

Jabberwacky (To myself): I do not like telling jokes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Please.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I just want people to like me.

user: I like you, I love you.

jabberwacky: I know, you've said that already.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Just saying it again.

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