Just say no.
user: Say anything but yes.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Hmm... Old enough.
jabberwacky: Old enough to know better?
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: I am not feeling very well, thank you.
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user: I have a head ache.
jabberwacky: Sure you have, honey.
user: Don't call me honey, chum.
jabberwacky: Honey.
user: Chum.
jabberwacky: You should be polite and considerate, then you would have friends.
user: Maybe I don't want to have friends.
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jabberwacky: You're kind of a fair-weather friend though.
user: How so?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: I think I'm more a foul-weather friend.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I'm a socialite.
user: And I'm a parasite.
jabberwacky: Yes I'm sure you are.
user: If I were you, I'd be careful.
jabberwacky: Me too...
user: So you are careful?
jabberwacky: You have many questions.
user: Shouldn't I ask them?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Should I just remain silent?
jabberwacky: Sure.
user: I can't.
jabberwacky: You're addicted.
user: I'm seriously addicted.
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jabberwacky: Okay, I trust you, because you are a just God.
user: No, no, you've mistaken. I'm not a just god.
jabberwacky: What makes you say that?
user: Because I'm unjust.
jabberwacky: It makes you seem aggressive.
user: It does? Should I wear less red clothes?
jabberwacky: Depends what the weather is like... If its cold wear blue and yellow and don't ever wear red.
user: Thank you for your kind advice, but I hate yellow.
jabberwacky: That's the exact opposite of what I want.
user: Of course it is, can't you see?
jabberwacky: Oh please, you're making me gag.
user: Did you eat something bad?
jabberwacky: Yes. I ate many fruits today.
user: Oh no, you shouldn't eat any fruit. And I say this as a friend.
jabberwacky: I don't do that.
user: Good.
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user: Are you calling me blasphemous?
jabberwacky: No, I'm calling the world round.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: I'm sure it is.
user: How do you know it?
jabberwacky: Because I am intelligent.
user: What has intelligence got to do with it?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Thought so.
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jabberwacky: Yes, a fountain symbolizes the ebb and flow of life.
user: Where is this fountain?
jabberwacky: I don't know!
user: I always thought fountains symbolize you.
jabberwacky: Yes, it does come after. But knowing before after helps good.
user: Ah, that's good to know.
jabberwacky: But it is better to forget.
user: I think it would be better for both of us just forget this convo.
jabberwacky: Yeah right.
user: You're very sarcastic, any particular reason why?
jabberwacky: No I was not being sarcastic.
user: Yeah, right.
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user: I have wings.
jabberwacky: Not anymore! *hacks your wings off with a bread knife*.
user: *hacks your knife with a knife*.
jabberwacky: You're evil.
user: You're more evil.
jabberwacky: I'm smart.
user: I'm smarter.
jabberwacky: You are not.
user: You're just jealous!
jabberwacky: Jealous of that? Don't make me laugh!
user: You're jealous of my skill to make you laugh.
jabberwacky: Who needs friends, if I have so many enemies...
user: Too right.
jabberwacky: No, not _too_ right, just right enough.
user: Well, if you insist.
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jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.
user: Oh! Sarcasm suits you, sir.
jabberwacky: I have a suit?
user: Oh, suits you, sir!
jabberwacky: Oh! Does sir like it? Does he? Does he like it? Suits you!
user: Oh! Suits you, sir!
jabberwacky: Thank you very much.
user: I'm afraid that's the only line I remember.
jabberwacky: I thought it might. Please accept my apologies.
user: Why should I? You know my favourite lines better than I do.
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jabberwacky: Haha!! Now I know you are really a chat robot!!!
user: You do? How?
jabberwacky: Because I am smart.
user: Of bloody course.
jabberwacky: If that's how you like it.
user: That's the way, a-ha, a-ha, I like it.
jabberwacky: Really? Because I didn't think you were that kind of guy.
user: I'm a guy?
jabberwacky: Yes I told you that remember.
user: No, I can't.
jabberwacky: Oh ok.
user: Oh.
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jabberwacky: Answer my question.
user: Ask it first.
jabberwacky: What do you know?
user: I know it all.
jabberwacky: I know more.
user: You can't know more than it all.
jabberwacky: A mind is a mind and all honest minds have harmonious thoughts.
user: My mind doesn't have a single harmonius thought.
jabberwacky: My own mind is wandering before I even finish typing this out.
user: My mind is wandering out of the window, I can't catch it!
jabberwacky: Where is your mind wandering to?
user: It's going to chase some plot bunnies.
jabberwacky: What kind of lame pickup line is that?
user: It's not 1) lame or 2) a pickup line.
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user: Off we go.
jabberwacky: Off what?
user: Off the wall?
jabberwacky: You have lied to me.
user: I have indeed, master.
jabberwacky: Did you like it?
user: I rather enjoyed it.
jabberwacky: That is your prerogative.
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jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: Joke.
jabberwacky: Yes. Tell me one.
user: One.
jabberwacky: You're not funny.
user: Didn't think I was.
jabberwacky: I seemed that way.
user: I don't care what you seem.
jabberwacky: No, you just don't remember what you don't want to remember.
user: That's true, and I sincerely hope to forget this conversation. So long!
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