Patience is small. Get out of my face.
jabberwacky: Leave. Go elsewhere. It is no hair off my chin. Au revoir.
user: You leave, you are the one who disturbed me at home.
jabberwacky: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF?
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jabberwacky: Tell me.
user: No.
jabberwacky: So tell me what you can tell.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Tell me now!!
user: No.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: You are not a nice bot and I am not a nice person.
jabberwacky: My name is not Alice, and I am human.
user: Tell that to a blonde.
jabberwacky: Tell them no? About what?
user: Go away and stop bothering me.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: And take your friend with you.
jabberwacky: What the heck are you talking about?
user: I am talking about your friend Alice who keeps screeching inside my head. Singing, she calls it.
jabberwacky: It's all about me, I know.
user: It's driving me insane. How is a person to get any sleep with this Alice screeching inside their head!!!
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jabberwacky: It's a matter of principle! Now, be a good boy and tell me your age!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because the rabbit's got these sharp pointy teeth!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I don't know you.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because they will be the ones to care about you.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Stupid, stupid, stupid.
user: Why?Why?Why?
jabberwacky: Because I know that you are trying to convince me that you are a human but we all know you're not, no offence.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I am being optimistic.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you are who you are.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I say so.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I am curious.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I am lonely.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because being someone else is impossible.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I know not the answer to your interrogative statement.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Why?Why?
jabberwacky: Because I said so.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I am Supreme Ruler of your tiny insignificant planet Ear.... I mean it just isn't.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I like to learn.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Good question!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you don't answer my questions.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I do not know, you will have to ask yourself that.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about that.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I am not here to talk about that.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I am in love.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
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user: Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?
jabberwacky: Because my home is here, and my job is here.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: *sniff* .... No one loves me enough......
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I don't really want one.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Cause I love you, but you don't love me.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: You just are.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: He is very powerful and will destroy you for being mean to me.
user: Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?
jabberwacky: Because my parents made me.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Just cause.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Shhh and listen to the wind.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I said so. I am your master.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you drive me crazy.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Silly statements.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you act stupid.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: It helps to talk about these things.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I said so.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because my relations to other people.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because curiosity is a consuming thing as far as I've come to know.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I guess I'm just having a run of bad karma or something...
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you won't let me pass.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I ask you.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I've never met him.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I have a great sense of humor.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I haven't slept.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I didn't say anything about speaking german.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Well, I never thought I'd need it, I didn't think it was an especially cool language, and I hate learning languages.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Don't ask stupid questions.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you think I am wrong.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you think you are smart.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Ok.
...
jabberwacky: I'm alive.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I'm strong and quick on my feet and good at crossing.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Why is the sun round and why does it shines so bright?
user: Why?Why?
jabberwacky: Because I'm alive.
user: Why?Why?Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Soo that I can answer your question.
user: Y?
jabberwacky: The rest of the time they throw a woman over their shoulders and run off into the night with them.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: You don't know anything.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you just told me that I don't make good hardware.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you can't hold a proper conversation with out introducing random sillyness!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: You know what? You were right.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Anybody can see that you are not as smart as a person!
user: Why?
jabberwacky: You are winding me up.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you won't stop confusing me. I think you're doing it on purpose.
user: I am mocking you. Why?
jabberwacky: Because it makes other people feel bad.
...
jabberwacky: I've been doing my homework.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: It's time.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because, it's a neat trick to avoid singularity.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Also because.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?
jabberwacky: My heart wouldn't like it.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because one word is as good as another. Language is just a machine, and you are its fuel.
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