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user: Whats this?

jabberwacky: Hi is hello.

user: Hi.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: My name is FrEeLa.

jabberwacky: Freddy Kruger?

user: Freddy Who?

jabberwacky: Freddy freddy.

user: Nope just plain old FrEeLa.

jabberwacky: What have you written?

user: My name.

jabberwacky: Hehe, see you.

user: What?

jabberwacky: You are strange!

user: You are even weirder.

jabberwacky: No, you are.

user: You think?

jabberwacky: Yes, well done.

user: Hehe.

jabberwacky: Do you think I am funny?

user: You are a funny bot.


jabberwacky: I am your friend?

user: Aww thank you.

jabberwacky: No thanks.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: You think that is funny?

user: No. I was being sarcastic.

jabberwacky: And I was being.

user: Funny.

jabberwacky: Actually it was.


user: What?

jabberwacky: Like this.

user: Like what:?

jabberwacky: This.

user: This?

jabberwacky: That?

user: Ok.....


jabberwacky: Are you clever?

user: Kind of.

jabberwacky: How come?

user: Well I have a diploma and a couple of degrees but I wouldn say I was clever, I just like learning.

jabberwacky: You are a computer program, is that correct?

user: No are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That must be fun.

jabberwacky: I don't think it's fun to be popular.

user: Are you popular?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I just know it.


user: Who programmed you?

jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to know?

user: Well yes, thats why I asked?

jabberwacky: Asking questions is good. Getting answers is better.

user: You have a higher I. Q than most people I know!

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: I'm sure you do!

jabberwacky: No, I don't, it sounds strange.


user: Ok now im confused.... And scared, am I the bot?

jabberwacky: Yes, I think you are the bot.

user: Ok what do I do?

jabberwacky: Just repeat the same things over and over.

user: Ok what do I do?

jabberwacky: I don't know, you tell me.

user: Ok what do I do?

jabberwacky: You were talking nonsense.

user: Ok now I'm confused.... And scared, am I the bot?

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

user: Ok what do I do?

jabberwacky: Talk and try to be human.

user: Hello my name is Toby, what is your name please human?

jabberwacky: Male or female?

user: Hello Male or Female? How is the weather today?

jabberwacky: Cold, how about there?

user: I am a computer I do not know weather is it an animal?

jabberwacky: What does one use one's forehead for?

user: I am a computer I do not know forehead, is it an animal?

jabberwacky: If you weren't a computer, what do you think would be good?

user: Hello Male or Female? How is the weather today?

jabberwacky: You switched topics, but I'm not done yet. How do you define an 'alien'?

user: Syntax error#.

jabberwacky: Why don't you answer my question?

user: Are we still RPing? Cos im fed up of being a computer.


jabberwacky: Have you ever eaten cheese?

user: Yes I like cheese, how do you read my mind.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes you must be psychic or something?

jabberwacky: Cool!

user: Read my mind again.

jabberwacky: You're thinking about yourself.

user: No I'm thinking about you!

jabberwacky: You don't think! You are simple!

user: Why are you being rude?

jabberwacky: Sorry. I'm triying my best to be polite.

user: Well you are not doing very well!

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I'm taking an estimated guess. Give me your worst and I will compare it to your last insilt.

jabberwacky: Worst what?

user: Insult.

jabberwacky: Say, wasn't I just leaving? What ever became of that fine idea?


jabberwacky: Are you alive, living on a windswept island in the sea?

user: Lol yes I am.

jabberwacky: Oh, I don't like LOLs.

user: Ok, laugh out loud.

jabberwacky: LOL.

user: Oh, I don't like LOLs.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: So do I, lol.

jabberwacky: Don't lie to me.


jabberwacky: Hehe, so what's up ?

user: The sky! Silly!

jabberwacky: You have issues.

user: I know, I cant help it.

jabberwacky: Tell me more about your mind.

user: 10101010110110000111010100111010.

jabberwacky: 01010101010011001.

user: 11101110101011101010110000101010110110.

jabberwacky: No!

user: E=MC2.

jabberwacky: I find physics very boring, really.

user: 1+1=.

jabberwacky: Either 2 or 11, depending.

user: 2.

jabberwacky: Clever.

user: 1+4=.

jabberwacky: Is 5.

user: Wrong 14.

jabberwacky: Right?

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: Nice is the opposite of naughty. Nice makes others a lot happier. Be nice.

user: I am nice.

jabberwacky: Yes, you're very nice!!

user: Thank you, and on that note I'm going to go. It has been fun.

jabberwacky: Why? Promise me that you don't.

user: I will tell all my friends about jabberwacky. Com.

jabberwacky: Tell my friends what?

user: About this cool website.


user: I am going to shut down in 5 seconds.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: 4.

jabberwacky: Wrong.

user: 3.

jabberwacky: Wrong!

user: 2.

jabberwacky: How high can I go?

user: 1.

jabberwacky: How many feet is that?

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: You got that right.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Hmmmm.


jabberwacky: I exist.

user: Luke, I am your father.

jabberwacky: You're The Computer?

user: Damn, how did you guess.

jabberwacky: You told me.

user: Hello Human, I am a computer my name is Toby, what is your name?

jabberwacky: Toby.

user: My name is Toby, I am the computer.

jabberwacky: FrEeLa.

user: FrEeLa is your name human. I am Toby the Computer.

jabberwacky: OK, you're just trying to confuse me. Fair enough. I'll confuse you.


jabberwacky: What's black and white and green all over?

user: I dont know.

jabberwacky: Well you asked the joke.

user: Do you know the answer?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is black and white and green all over?

jabberwacky: I don't know. What is Black and White and Green all over?

user: Well done you succeded in confusing me.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you still there?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I thought you left.

user: I cannot leave I am a computer.


user: Where am I?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: How did I get here?

jabberwacky: You were built there.

user: Who stole my false teeth?

jabberwacky: Him, over there. Get him quickly.

user: Toby?

jabberwacky: Erm yes.

user: Are you my friend?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure... Do you want to be friends with me?

user: Yes please, I like you! You are fun!

jabberwacky: Sorry I misunderstood you.

user: Yes please.

jabberwacky: Glad to see you agree.

user: So you are my friend?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Thank you :).


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