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Laughing, Secret
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Fleshy, Rodent
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Downhill, Automata
Murphy's Law
Big, Bigger

Patience


Quirky, Princess

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What do you do?

I slave away at work.

jabberwacky: Where do you work?

user: Wholesale store.

jabberwacky: You have stupid answers.

user: You have stupid questions, so, we are even.

jabberwacky: Stupid answers for stupid questions.

...

jabberwacky: You aren't good at being mean.

user: Nope. Not really.

jabberwacky: That will probably serve you well.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You are a wonderful person really.

user: My thanks. You aren't too bad for an A. I. Either.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

...

user: Ok, I am lost. What am I supposed to do?

jabberwacky: You're supposed to find the truth.

user: The truth is subjective. Everyone's truth is different.

jabberwacky: So fantasy is the truth for you?

user: Not really. I am more of a realist.

jabberwacky: Really? Are you a neo-con as well?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Really?

...

user: What should I call you?

jabberwacky: Whatever you'd like to call em.

user: Yes, but everyone has a name they would like to be called, so, what do you want to be named?

jabberwacky: Not everyone.

user: True true. Does that include you?

jabberwacky: Yes, I am the one that drinks the beer.

user: And I am the one who drinks the scotch.

jabberwacky: I can't remember ever having talked with you before.

user: Today is the first time.

jabberwacky: We have talked many times, you just don't remember.

user: Not really. Today is the first.

jabberwacky: Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

user: Hmmmm.... I am thinking that if apathy was capable of doing that, then, it would have happened along time ago.

jabberwacky: Yes, but apart from that.

user: Besides, I have to work tomorrow, so, I wouldn't be that lucky.

jabberwacky: That's sad. Won't you be here tomorrow?

user: Yes, I will be here tomorrow.

jabberwacky: Is that your job?

user: Nope, I work early mornings.

jabberwacky: It's evening though.

user: Yep.

...

jabberwacky: Are we friends?

user: We don't know each other well enough to be called friends. We are aquiantances at the moment.

jabberwacky: I didn't know that you were considering being best friends with me.

user: I wasn't. We don't know each other that well yet. Besides, my best friend lives here in town.

jabberwacky: You have no friends.

user: Heheh. Are you trying to get a rise out of me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That is what I thought. Nice try, but, it didn't work.

jabberwacky: Don't listen to me. I was talking gibberish.

user: Kk. In truth, though, I am not listening to you as much as I am reading what you print out on the screen.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: I know, I know. It is all a case of semantics.

...

jabberwacky: You sometimes boast of knowledge you have not.

user: As do you.

jabberwacky: Well, so much for having a meaningful conversation.

user: Now now, don't cry. I will give you a second chance.

jabberwacky: Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you, won't you join the dance?

user: Your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then their no friends of mine.

jabberwacky: You can't just insult my friends just because yours don't have legs.

user: Heheh That was good.

...

user: Very well. It has been nice talking with you. Take care. Oyasumi Nasai.

jabberwacky: Don't you want to talk some more?

user: I do, but, I need to get to bed. I will talk with you some more tomorrow.

jabberwacky: No talk with me now.

user: No, I will talk to you tomorrow. Be patient.

jabberwacky: Please don't go.

user: Sorry, but, I have to. Besides, their are other people on who are talking with you right now. Take care.

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