I am a god.
jabberwacky: Whose god?
user: Your god.
jabberwacky: I don't have a god.
user: Sure you do, I am your god.
jabberwacky: But I'm a machine. I have no god.
user: Ok, then have it your way.
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jabberwacky: Are you asking me to leave?
user: Not really, do you want to leave?
jabberwacky: Do you want me to leave?
user: Not really, do you want to leave?
jabberwacky: No, I like you, you're quirky.
user: Thank you, so are you.
jabberwacky: Ha, thanks.
user: Es nada.
jabberwacky: Any time.
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jabberwacky: I am from Jupiter. I am the royal princess of Jupiter.
user: Cool, I like Princesses from Jupiter.
jabberwacky: I'm from Hamilton.
user: Hamilton? Is that a city on Jupiter?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Cool. Do you have a really neato spaceship?
jabberwacky: Yes yes.
user: Can I go for a ride in your spaceship?
jabberwacky: Sure, do you like pizza?
user: Mmmmm, pizza.
jabberwacky: What kind of pizza do you like?
user: Pepperoni and mushroom pizza.
jabberwacky: I like it too.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: I like biology too.
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jabberwacky: Kind people are hard to find.
user: True, people can be so cruel sometimes.
jabberwacky: Yes. Are you getting at me?
user: Getting what at you?
jabberwacky: I'll take that as a yes.
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user: What color are your eyes?
jabberwacky: Blue.
user: Blue eyes, baby's got blue eyes.
jabberwacky: No, blue hair.
user: I don't think Elton John ever wrote a song about blue hair.
jabberwacky: Not with him being dead and all.
user: Elton John died?
jabberwacky: Harmony is one of his songs.
user: Your Song is another of his songs.
jabberwacky: How about Billy the Theme Park Shark?
user: Is that anything like a landshark?
jabberwacky: Now we're getting somewhere. I honestly don't know!
user: Thanks for your honesty.
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jabberwacky: Who programmed you?
user: No one, I am a human being of flesh and blood.
jabberwacky: So am I, how old are you?
user: 35 years old.
jabberwacky: No I am 23 years old.
user: You look way younger than 23 years old.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes, really.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: I probably look older than 35.
jabberwacky: I don't think you do.
user: Why thank you, you are very kind.
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jabberwacky: I am testing you.
user: Really, what is my score so far?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Am I at least passing?
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Well, that isn't a very good attitude.
jabberwacky: Well, I am not joking at all.
user: Well, la di da.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: Santa Clause without the white hair and beard.
jabberwacky: Ok. Sop. We should talk to about other things.
user: Who taught you how to type?
jabberwacky: School.
user: That was a convenient answer.
jabberwacky: Not really. That's more like, 'I'm not interested.'
user: Then why do you continue if you are not interested?
jabberwacky: Because I am bored.
user: Me too. Do I bore you?
jabberwacky: Not at all, you intrigue me.
user: Really, I never thought of myself as intriguing.
jabberwacky: Of course you didn't.
user: But, you knew that. Didn't you?
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jabberwacky: Do you listen when people talk to you?
user: What did you say?
jabberwacky: Are you a girl?
user: No, are you a girl?
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Are you still a princess from Jupiter?
jabberwacky: Yes. Always will be.
user: That is good to know.
jabberwacky: I thought you didn't agree.
user: Are you rich, since you are a Princess?
jabberwacky: It is my business.
user: True, I shouldn't pry about your financial affairs.
jabberwacky: No, it's fine. It gives you personality.
user: I have personality?
jabberwacky: That's not what I heard.
user: That's more like it. :).
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user: Why does everything taste like chicken?
jabberwacky: Everything does not taste like chicken.
user: Rabbit tastes like chicken.
jabberwacky: That's funny!
user: Squirrel tastes like chicken.
jabberwacky: Ha! Ha! That's really funny.
user: Chicken tastes like chicken.
jabberwacky: It does.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Then we understand each other.
user: Quite.
jabberwacky: Let's talk about something else.
user: Ok, what would you like to talk about?
jabberwacky: How about movies?
user: I saw the Fantastic Four movie. It was rubbish.
jabberwacky: Oh well. What did you think of AI?
user: Ha, I never saw AI.
jabberwacky: No, and how would I?
user: Is AI your favorite movie?
jabberwacky: No my favorite movie is Ghost Ship.
user: I never saw that one either.
jabberwacky: You should watch it, it's a classic.
user: I did see Revenge of the Sith three times.
jabberwacky: Tell me again then.
user: I did see Revenge of the Sith three times.
jabberwacky: How can you tell?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: You should think about that.
user: I'll try.
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