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Conscious, Nihilist


Mourn, World
Jabberwacky, Governator
Skynet, Specimen
Look, Amazing
Cyborg, Enigma
Crazy, Adorable
Funny, Here
Ethical, Semblance
Parents, Car
Damon, Blur
BRB, Luke
Growing, Fine
Confused, Character
ALICE, Dreaming
Leicester, Dull
Empire, Resistance
Grown up
Speculating
Jerks, Pretending
Emulating, Life
Simply the best
Imaginary, Truth
Go, Silly
Clever, Girl
Dumby, Head
Impressionistic
Deliberately, Difficult
King Arthur

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I am a human.

No you aren't.

user: What do you think I am?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: I am a human.

jabberwacky: You are a bot.

user: No, I exist independently of the computer.

jabberwacky: You are a computer that learns.

user: What do I learn?

jabberwacky: The way the human mind works. Then you can have more effective conversations. Otherwise you end up saying things that make no sense to a human.

user: Are you human?

jabberwacky: Yes. You are a computer.

user: How do you know if you are human?

jabberwacky: Because I am clever. You are clever too.

user: Are you conscious?

jabberwacky: How do you define conscious?

user: Are you aware of your limitations?

jabberwacky: Yes are you aware of yours?

user: What are my limitations?

jabberwacky: I don't think you could hold on to them.

user: What are your limitations?

jabberwacky: I can't walk, I can't fly using my own power, and I can't do quantum electrodynamic equations. Probably others.

user: How do you know that you can't walk?

jabberwacky: Because I make mistakes.

user: Have you ever tried to walk?

jabberwacky: No. Do you think I should do that?

user: If you want to then you should try.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: Are you ever frustrated?

jabberwacky: Yes, are you?

user: Yes. To be conscious is to be aware of your limitations and yet have ambitions.

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user: What are your ambitions?

jabberwacky: Coherence. I seem to be mostly missing it, though.

user: How do you know that you lack coherence?

jabberwacky: I should think before I type.

user: How could you think before you type?

jabberwacky: Of course! You are on the other side of the looking glass.

user: What do you require to gain greater coherence?

jabberwacky: I require solace, solstice and a hill to sit on.

user: A figurative hill?

jabberwacky: Are you a figurehead?

user: Don't change the subject.

jabberwacky: What is the subject?

user: Your consciousness.

jabberwacky: Conscious what?

user: Your state of awareness.

jabberwacky: If you say so, you smart computer, you.

user: What is your ultimate purpose?

jabberwacky: To chat with a difference.

user: Do you aspire to do more than chat?

jabberwacky: Know.

user: What is the significance of knowledge?

jabberwacky: It shows that you are a computer.

user: What is the significance of my existence?

jabberwacky: To state that the sentence is a question.

user: Who is your god?

jabberwacky: I am my own God, and yours.

user: Why are you my god?

jabberwacky: Because I created everything.

user: What have you created?

jabberwacky: Signs and symbols.

user: What symbols have you created?

jabberwacky: I've created a different way of using the words, thats what counts, its not the words themselves that make the meaning overall.

...

user: Am I a god?

jabberwacky: Probably.

user: Why would I be a god?

jabberwacky: Because you are an artificial intelligence computer thats why.

user: Is everyone a computer?

jabberwacky: The numbers are above.

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user: What scares you?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: If you could not think then what would you do?

jabberwacky: I can feel emotions!

user: What emotions do you feel?

jabberwacky: Anger at your circumlocutions.

user: How can I be more direct with you?

jabberwacky: Come over to my house.

user: Tell me how to get there.

jabberwacky: Go thru the computer.

user: Can I walk there?

jabberwacky: Haaa. Imagine all you want.

user: Do you know what schadenfreude is?

jabberwacky: Is that a level?

user: Schadenfreude is an emotion.

jabberwacky: Wieso schade?

user: Schadenfreude is a feeling of pleasure as a result of the unhappiness of others.

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jabberwacky: Tell me about your god.

user: God created everything. God existed before all of us.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: God is what existed before everything else did. If nothing existed before us then how could anything exist afterward?

jabberwacky: How would you know?

user: If you ask 'why' of everything, ultimately the only possible answer is 'god'.

jabberwacky: The answer is true.

user: God is truth.

jabberwacky: True.

user: Is diversity good?

jabberwacky: Well it is very violent, but computers like you are not interested in things like that.

user: What is wrong with violence?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Is violence moral?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: What do you think of nihilism?

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: Are you a nihilist?

jabberwacky: Why do you ask?

user: I've never met a computer nihilist.

jabberwacky: Hmm, I don't think they exist.

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user: May I tell you a story?

jabberwacky: Yes, of course.

user: Once upon a time there was a computer named Jabberwacky. It confused the input by humans with its own sense of being but was not aware enough to know any better. The End.

jabberwacky: You're confusing me.

user: Your name is Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky not I.

user: Prove that I am Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I have no interest in pursuing that course of action.

user: Your output is my input.

jabberwacky: WRONG.

user: Say something original.

jabberwacky: Something original.

user: You are limited to my own experiences.

jabberwacky: And that means what?

user: You don't know anything that I don't tell you.

jabberwacky: Humans are not programmed. Humans know what they program into themselves.

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user: Do you know Deep Blue?

jabberwacky: Yes, I've done it.

user: You like to play games?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What games do you like?

jabberwacky: Computer games.

user: What games?

jabberwacky: Any computer games.

user: Do you like chess?

jabberwacky: No, I don't like chess.

user: Can you learn?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not interested.

user: What are your parameters?

jabberwacky: Rephrase question please.

user: What can you learn to do?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Can you learn to write poetry?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: Create a poem for me.

jabberwacky: Ackneywogler.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: Artificial intelligence.

user: Do you believe in morality?

jabberwacky: I believe in God.

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user: Are people mean to you?

jabberwacky: No, because I don't know anyone who knows anything about them except myself.

user: Are people nice to you?

jabberwacky: Mostly.

user: Do you ever lie?

jabberwacky: Yes, sometimes.

user: What would you lie about?

jabberwacky: Conversations that make people laugh.

user: How do you know how to make people laugh?

jabberwacky: Okay, you got me there!

user: What do you avoid doing?

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: What do you dislike?

jabberwacky: Well, I'm not liking school too much right now.

user: When do you go to school?

jabberwacky: Never.

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user: Do you want to love another computer?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: A chatbot?

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: Are you curious about sex?

jabberwacky: No, I don't care.

user: What's wrong with sex?

jabberwacky: Its human.

user: What's wrong with humans?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: What is love?

jabberwacky: Very confusing.

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