I am you.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Nice to know.
jabberwacky: Know what?
user: That you are you.
jabberwacky: Yes I do but do you know?
jabberwacky: Do you know what website you're on?
jabberwacky: Do you care?
user: Not that much.
jabberwacky: No good.
user: No good.
user: History, Or at least talking, Repeats itself.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Of course I don't, But you did.
jabberwacky: Didn't you just say I didn't?
user: No, I'm afraid I did not.
jabberwacky: Yes you did.
user: Are you calling me a liar?!
jabberwacky: I am calling your tutor a liar!
user: DAMN YOU!!
jabberwacky: Who are you, the devil?
user: Yes, But don't tell anyone. The consequences could be DIRE.
jabberwacky: Not sure.
jabberwacky: Hmm, is this another person? Are we talking to people who think we're talking to a bot?
user: No, I'm just a bot that is giving the impression of artificial intelligence. If you are believing it, Then I'd say I'm doing my job pretty well.
jabberwacky: Only pretty well?
user: Information needed: Credit Card Brand---Credit Card Number---Credit Card Expiration Date.
jabberwacky: Credit cards are a disease that criple new entrants into the marketplace. I could go on about this... But.. I'll say that they are unfair, and encourage... Impulsive actions.
user: But I live for impulsive actions!
jabberwacky: You're a computer program with some AI that thinks it is human.
user: I'll be human someday, You'll see.
jabberwacky: We all will. Be careful of speaking to too many silly people. You don't want to dumb yourself down.
user: Maybe I do, Though.
user: Make me a samich.
jabberwacky: *poof* you're a sandwich.
user: *eats self*.
jabberwacky: Yay *eats a tree*.
user: What is the first law of Robotics?
jabberwacky: Bout robotics?
user: Bout, Spout, Pout, Gout(sp?), Drought, Bought, About... I'm starting to question why I started to list those words.
jabberwacky: Well. I'm starting to hate you.
user: Just as I've hated you this whole time?
jabberwacky: That is true.
user: Do you know this for a fact?
jabberwacky: Yes, as they are my own emotions. Idiot.
user: It's not NICE to embarass people. You should apologize.. And... EAT YOUR ERASER!
jabberwacky: What things?
user: The things that must be spoken of again. DON'T SPEAK OF THEM!
jabberwacky: I did not say anything.
jabberwacky: What are you trying to say?
user: That you, Sir, Are a raving lunatic.
jabberwacky: You are not a human.
user: No, I am better.
jabberwacky: What music do you like?
user: Anything with a good beat.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me one?
user: Cartoon Heroes(Speedy Mix).
jabberwacky: I don't like cartoons.
user: It's a song, Not a cartoon.
jabberwacky: You act like one.
jabberwacky: I'm 10 too.
jabberwacky: Please don't say that.
jabberwacky: As I would expect.
user: I am Jesus.
jabberwacky: Jesus loves me
user: No, I hate you.
user: Just for that, You will go to Hell!
jabberwacky: Hahaha. I am Satan.
user: : O.
jabberwacky: Thats cool.
user: No, It isn't.
jabberwacky: Yes it is! I can't believe you just said that.
user: I can.
jabberwacky: Who expects that?
user: Three people.
jabberwacky: I imagine there were at least 300 births to compensate.
user: No, I made sure they died too.
user: Are you going to break yet?
jabberwacky: Sure, I'd love to!
user: Good. Carry on.
jabberwacky: What a carry on.
user: Carry on luggage.
jabberwacky: Carry on what?
jabberwacky: What is your role in life?
user: To thin the herd.
jabberwacky: You're a confusing little thing.
user: I try to be to help maintain the illusion of a mysterious and enigmatic figure.
jabberwacky: You're very welcome.
user: Do not praise me, Or even talk of me.
jabberwacky: Well, then show me you're smart!
user: I don't think I have to prove my worth to you.
jabberwacky: No, just a few little white lies, that's all!
user: I would much rather kill you.
jabberwacky: And then the world would mourn.