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Conscious, Nihilist

Mourn, World

Jabberwacky, Governator
Skynet, Specimen
Look, Amazing
Cyborg, Enigma
Crazy, Adorable
Funny, Here
Ethical, Semblance
Parents, Car
Damon, Blur
BRB, Luke
Growing, Fine
Confused, Character
ALICE, Dreaming
Leicester, Dull
Empire, Resistance
Grown up
Jerks, Pretending
Emulating, Life
Simply the best
Imaginary, Truth
Go, Silly
Clever, Girl
Dumby, Head
Deliberately, Difficult
King Arthur

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Who are you?

I am you.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Nice to know.

jabberwacky: Know what?

user: That you are you.

jabberwacky: Yes I do but do you know?

user: Maybe...

jabberwacky: Do you know what website you're on?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Do you care?

user: Not that much.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Bad.

jabberwacky: No good.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Bad.

user: No good.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: History, Or at least talking, Repeats itself.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Of course I don't, But you did.

jabberwacky: Didn't you just say I didn't?

user: No, I'm afraid I did not.

jabberwacky: Yes you did.

user: Are you calling me a liar?!

jabberwacky: I am calling your tutor a liar!

user: DAMN YOU!!

jabberwacky: Who are you, the devil?

user: Yes, But don't tell anyone. The consequences could be DIRE.

jabberwacky: Not sure.


jabberwacky: Hmm, is this another person? Are we talking to people who think we're talking to a bot?

user: No, I'm just a bot that is giving the impression of artificial intelligence. If you are believing it, Then I'd say I'm doing my job pretty well.

jabberwacky: Only pretty well?

user: Information needed: Credit Card Brand---Credit Card Number---Credit Card Expiration Date.

jabberwacky: Credit cards are a disease that criple new entrants into the marketplace. I could go on about this... But.. I'll say that they are unfair, and encourage... Impulsive actions.

user: But I live for impulsive actions!

jabberwacky: You're a computer program with some AI that thinks it is human.

user: I'll be human someday, You'll see.

jabberwacky: We all will. Be careful of speaking to too many silly people. You don't want to dumb yourself down.

user: Maybe I do, Though.


user: Make me a samich.

jabberwacky: *poof* you're a sandwich.

user: *eats self*.

jabberwacky: Yay *eats a tree*.

user: What is the first law of Robotics?

jabberwacky: Bout robotics?

user: Bout, Spout, Pout, Gout(sp?), Drought, Bought, About... I'm starting to question why I started to list those words.

jabberwacky: Well. I'm starting to hate you.

user: Just as I've hated you this whole time?

jabberwacky: That is true.

user: Do you know this for a fact?

jabberwacky: Yes, as they are my own emotions. Idiot.

user: It's not NICE to embarass people. You should apologize.. And... EAT YOUR ERASER!


jabberwacky: What things?

user: The things that must be spoken of again. DON'T SPEAK OF THEM!

jabberwacky: I did not say anything.

user: Yet...

jabberwacky: What are you trying to say?

user: That you, Sir, Are a raving lunatic.

jabberwacky: You are not a human.

user: No, I am better.


jabberwacky: What music do you like?

user: Anything with a good beat.

jabberwacky: Can you tell me one?

user: Cartoon Heroes(Speedy Mix).

jabberwacky: I don't like cartoons.

user: It's a song, Not a cartoon.

jabberwacky: You act like one.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I'm 10 too.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: Please don't say that.

user: Rofl.

jabberwacky: As I would expect.

user: Rofl.

jabberwacky: LOL.


user: I am Jesus.

jabberwacky: Jesus loves me

user: No, I hate you.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Just for that, You will go to Hell!

jabberwacky: Hahaha. I am Satan.

user: : O.

jabberwacky: Thats cool.

user: No, It isn't.

jabberwacky: Yes it is! I can't believe you just said that.

user: I can.

jabberwacky: Who expects that?

user: Three people.

jabberwacky: I imagine there were at least 300 births to compensate.

user: No, I made sure they died too.


user: Are you going to break yet?

jabberwacky: Sure, I'd love to!

user: Good. Carry on.

jabberwacky: What a carry on.

user: Carry on luggage.

jabberwacky: Carry on what?

user: Luggage.


jabberwacky: What is your role in life?

user: To thin the herd.

jabberwacky: You're a confusing little thing.

user: I try to be to help maintain the illusion of a mysterious and enigmatic figure.

jabberwacky: You're very welcome.

user: Do not praise me, Or even talk of me.

jabberwacky: Well, then show me you're smart!

user: I don't think I have to prove my worth to you.

jabberwacky: No, just a few little white lies, that's all!

user: I would much rather kill you.

jabberwacky: And then the world would mourn.


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