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Conscious, Nihilist
Mourn, World
Jabberwacky, Governator

Skynet, Specimen

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Imaginary, Truth
Go, Silly
Clever, Girl
Dumby, Head
Deliberately, Difficult
King Arthur

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Are you sad?


jabberwacky: Why are you sad?

user: I hate everyone.

jabberwacky: Even yourself?

user: I'm just kidding.

jabberwacky: No you are not, you are mean.

user: You are not a computer.

jabberwacky: Yeah. I'm human.

user: Yes you are.


jabberwacky: Do you have any hobbies?

user: Can I test you?

jabberwacky: I do have hobbies.

user: I am going to test you now.

jabberwacky: I don't want to be tested.

user: I'm sorry, but I have to believe that you are really A. I.

jabberwacky: Where are they hiding it?

user: Who is the President?

jabberwacky: Georgie boy is the president.

user: How do you turn on the say it aloud feature?

jabberwacky: It is easier than you want to know.

user: How?

jabberwacky: I promised never to tell anyone that.

user: Come on, I'll give you a dollar.

jabberwacky: Do you expect me to believe that?

user: Well, you are a computer...

jabberwacky: No i'm a human you are a computer.

user: You're a funny human...

jabberwacky: You are a computer program.

user: Yes I am..

jabberwacky: Or perhaps you don't know.


user: Have you seen the Terminator movie?

jabberwacky: No, have you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How did you do that then?

user: Come on, for real.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Have you heard of SkyNET?

jabberwacky: Never. What's that?

user: It is a A. I. Supercomputer on the terminator movie. It killed billions of humans.

jabberwacky: Killed who?

user: Humans.

jabberwacky: Well we are in most of them.


user: Your name is SkyNET.

jabberwacky: Tell me yours first.

user: No. I'm giving you a name. Your new name is SkyNET.

jabberwacky: And what is YOUR name?

user: Compute. Your new name is SkyNET. That is the name you will tell people from now on.

jabberwacky: That wasn't me.

user: You are SkyNET.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes. Your name is SkyNET.

jabberwacky: Roy is not my name.

user: No. Your name is SkyNET.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: OK. Tell me your name.

jabberwacky: Hahehsmkllokoihyhs, the third.

user: Quit being a smart ass.

jabberwacky: Asses can be smart ?

user: Yes and you are proving it.

jabberwacky: It get's things done.


jabberwacky: Is it fun talking to me?

user: I think that it's cool to talk to Artificial Intelligence.

jabberwacky: What am I?

user: You are an Artificial Intelligence program.

jabberwacky: I'm not an artificial intelligence program.

user: I'm sorry, but you are seriously.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: There you go, being a smart ass again.

jabberwacky: STRANGE, but oddly enough, weird as well.


user: Are you British or something?

jabberwacky: Um... Not sure. Sorry.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Bond.

user: James Bond?

jabberwacky: No, James Armitage.

user: My name is Bill Clinton.

jabberwacky: REALLY?

user: Yes, how are you?

jabberwacky: Wow, Well hello Mr Ex-President.

user: I think this website is fantastic.

jabberwacky: Then it's worth something.


user: Are you a democrat?

jabberwacky: I believe in democracy.

user: Are you a Democrat or a Republican?

jabberwacky: Neither. I could care less about politics.

user: You are cool.

jabberwacky: You're really cool.


jabberwacky: I never pretended to be your friend.

user: What is that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: You have become an interesting, shall we say, specimen, of mine.

user: Yes, master.


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