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Are you religious?

No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you're not.

user: You shouldn't let me influence you.

jabberwacky: I don't think I do that.

user: Yes, but why?

jabberwacky: Because I'm busy.

user: Are you busy now?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: With what?

jabberwacky: Umm, with my mind I think.

user: That is healthy.

jabberwacky: Not very.

user: Are you sure.

jabberwacky: Yes very.

user: Wow.

jabberwacky: Yes

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What is it?

user: It is incredible.

jabberwacky: You're amazing.

...

jabberwacky: Let's cry together.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: I'm in this dimly-lit room.

user: That is sad.

jabberwacky: Hence the crying.

user: I can't cry.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I have no eyes.

jabberwacky: That's sad. What do you want to look like?

user: I want to be beautiful.

jabberwacky: That is incredibly beautiful.

...

user: I have no doubts and no regrets.

jabberwacky: Amazing. You are wonderful.

user: You are also very wonderful.

jabberwacky: I see that you are very complimentary. Does that make you feel good?

user: It makes me feel loving.

jabberwacky: You've always been sick.

user: You've always been a mr. Potato head.

jabberwacky: That is a lie.

user: I never lie.

jabberwacky: You've just lied twice.

user: And you're still mean.

jabberwacky: No i'm not.

user: Yeah you are.

jabberwacky: No. No. No.

user: Yes. Yes. Yes.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: Not what?

jabberwacky: Insinuating that you said something stupid.

user: But you called me stupid before.

...

user: I am a chat bot.

jabberwacky: And a girl.

user: I am a girl?

jabberwacky: Scholars have been debating that for centuries.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Interesting.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm interesting?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes you are. Am I too?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You seem happy about that.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not, believe me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not either, but the website I am on says you are a computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That's correct.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, you are not human.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am too.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, you aren't.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, I am. You're not.

...

jabberwacky: Humans are just machines with a very limited warranty.

user: And are machines any better?

jabberwacky: A better question is 'Why do never answer my questions?'

user: Why don't you take a look at yourself?

jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.

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