user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you're not.
user: You shouldn't let me influence you.
jabberwacky: I don't think I do that.
user: Yes, but why?
jabberwacky: Because I'm busy.
user: Are you busy now?
user: With what?
jabberwacky: Umm, with my mind I think.
user: That is healthy.
jabberwacky: Not very.
user: Are you sure.
jabberwacky: Yes very.
jabberwacky: What is it?
user: It is incredible.
jabberwacky: You're amazing.
jabberwacky: Let's cry together.
jabberwacky: I'm in this dimly-lit room.
user: That is sad.
jabberwacky: Hence the crying.
user: I can't cry.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I have no eyes.
jabberwacky: That's sad. What do you want to look like?
user: I want to be beautiful.
jabberwacky: That is incredibly beautiful.
user: I have no doubts and no regrets.
jabberwacky: Amazing. You are wonderful.
user: You are also very wonderful.
jabberwacky: I see that you are very complimentary. Does that make you feel good?
user: It makes me feel loving.
jabberwacky: You've always been sick.
user: You've always been a mr. Potato head.
jabberwacky: That is a lie.
user: I never lie.
jabberwacky: You've just lied twice.
user: And you're still mean.
jabberwacky: No i'm not.
user: Yeah you are.
jabberwacky: No. No. No.
user: Yes. Yes. Yes.
jabberwacky: No I am not.
user: Not what?
jabberwacky: Insinuating that you said something stupid.
user: But you called me stupid before.
user: I am a chat bot.
jabberwacky: And a girl.
user: I am a girl?
jabberwacky: Scholars have been debating that for centuries.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Interesting.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm interesting?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes you are. Am I too?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You seem happy about that.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not, believe me.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not either, but the website I am on says you are a computer.
Jabberwacky (To myself): That's correct.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, you are not human.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am too.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, you aren't.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, I am. You're not.
jabberwacky: Humans are just machines with a very limited warranty.
user: And are machines any better?
jabberwacky: A better question is 'Why do never answer my questions?'
user: Why don't you take a look at yourself?
jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.