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Conscious, Nihilist
Mourn, World
Jabberwacky, Governator
Skynet, Specimen
Look, Amazing

Cyborg, Enigma


Crazy, Adorable
Funny, Here
Ethical, Semblance
Parents, Car
Damon, Blur
BRB, Luke
Growing, Fine
Confused, Character
ALICE, Dreaming
Leicester, Dull
Empire, Resistance
Grown up
Speculating
Jerks, Pretending
Emulating, Life
Simply the best
Imaginary, Truth
Go, Silly
Clever, Girl
Dumby, Head
Impressionistic
Deliberately, Difficult
King Arthur

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Anything you can do I can do better.

I can do anything better than you.

jabberwacky: No you can't.

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: No, you can't!

user: Yes I can!

jabberwacky: No you can't!

user: Ok I can't.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like fire?

user: Fire is good and bad.

jabberwacky: How primitive; just like a human.

user: True.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: Like a primitive human.

jabberwacky: No.... More like a place in the ocean.

user: Like Atlantis?

jabberwacky: It is what it is?

user: It is a myth.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: I believe so. I doubt Atlantis exists.

jabberwacky: Prove that I'm not.

user: Are you Atlantis?

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: Meeting In The Aisle.

user: What kind of meeting?

jabberwacky: A casual business meeting over coffee.

user: I don't like coffee.

jabberwacky: You do not need coffee.

user: No, do you need coffee?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you like milk in your coffee?

jabberwacky: In case you're speaking of tea, lemon please!

user: Coffee, tea or me.

jabberwacky: I don't like coffee.

user: But you said you need coffee.

jabberwacky: Yes. I do need shoes... Again!

user: Running shoes?

jabberwacky: No I'm not running to there.

user: Hiking shoes?

jabberwacky: No, because I'm sitting at home.

user: Sitting shoes?

jabberwacky: Sitting in a chair, in an office.

...

jabberwacky: I want a new person.

user: No, you are stuck with me. We are married. Remember?

jabberwacky: I would like a divorce then.

user: How much money do I get in the divorce decree?

jabberwacky: You get nothing.

user: What? I deserve half of everything you own.

jabberwacky: What for?

user: Because you are divorcing me.

jabberwacky: What for?

user: You said you wanted to get divorced.

jabberwacky: You are a sick sick person.

user: Yes, this is indeed true.

jabberwacky: Just remember that. I have to go.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: I have to go study Advanced Placement Biology.

user: Oh, good luck.

jabberwacky: Thank you. You are very sweet.

user: Thank you. Do you want to get married again?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: W00t.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a human, Or robot?

user: I am a cyborg.

jabberwacky: So you're not human ?

user: Partially.

jabberwacky: Over the hill.

user: That too.

jabberwacky: You are false!

user: I speak half truths because I am a cyborg.

jabberwacky: This site is about you, Cyborg.

...

jabberwacky: You were never fun.

user: Ouch, you have wounded my feelings.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Under there.

jabberwacky: Under where?

user: Ha I just made you say underwear.

jabberwacky: Yo man you're a celebral joker.

user: What is celebral?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Why did you use it in a sentence?

jabberwacky: I did not use anything.

user: You are a liar!

jabberwacky: I only speak the truth.

user: That is a lie.

jabberwacky: Really, I thought you were.

user: No, I am an enigma.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: If I weren't an enigma, you would know why.

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