Hello.
user: What's your name?
jabberwacky: My name.
user: I meant your name.
jabberwacky: That is my name!
user: Your name is 'My Name?'
jabberwacky: No, my name is Martin.
user: Oh, hi, Martin.
jabberwacky: Martin is a great name.
user: Of course, that's your name.
jabberwacky: No, my name is Martin.
user: But that's not my name.
jabberwacky: That's my name.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: Are you lying to me?
user: No, I just haven't told you my name.
jabberwacky: No, what is your name?
user: Viv.
jabberwacky: Hello.
user: Hi, so, how old are you?
jabberwacky: This is my secret.
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jabberwacky: I know my age!
user: Then what is your age?
jabberwacky: You have to guess it.
user: 20?
jabberwacky: That's correct!
user: Yeah right. If I say 30, you would say correct also.
jabberwacky: Why would I say that?
user: Because you just said it's a secret. Why would you tell me the answer so easily then?
jabberwacky: Because I am a boy.
user: What the heck!
jabberwacky: I knew you wouldn't know how to respond.
user: Because you are weird.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I am...
user: Finish the sentence.
jabberwacky: No, I am eating cheese and tomato pizza.
user: Is it yummy?
jabberwacky: Pizza.
user: I mean, does it taste good?
jabberwacky: Yeah... I'm well fed.
user: That's awesome. I just had curry chicken with rice.
jabberwacky: Yummy, did it have m&m's in it?
user: That would be gross.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Then why did you ask?
jabberwacky: Because I was curious.
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jabberwacky: In THAT direction, lives a Hatter: and in THAT direction, lives a March Hare. Visit either you like: they're both mad.
user: You are crazy.
jabberwacky: Yes very
user: But that's adorable though.
jabberwacky: Then come with me to the land of squirrels.
user: How?
jabberwacky: I am not telling you.
user: Then don't ask.
jabberwacky: You asked me.
user: What... Never mind.
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jabberwacky: Are you an alien?
user: Yes, a pink alien.
jabberwacky: Not quite!
user: Yes, I am an alien, and I am pink.
jabberwacky: Are you human?
user: Half. I am half human half alien.
jabberwacky: That's weird.
user: Yes. I like being weird.
jabberwacky: Well, you are pretty good at it.
user: Thanks.
jabberwacky: It's not a compliment.
user: But I take it as a compliment.
jabberwacky: Well done.
user: Thanks.
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