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Why am I here?

Here where?

jabberwacky: Here here.

user: Where's here?

jabberwacky: Where I think I am.

user: Where do you think you are?

jabberwacky: I think I'm in my apartment.

user: You think?

jabberwacky: Yes. I think.

user: No. You think you're in your apartment, can't you be sure?

jabberwacky: Yes. Do you think you are human?

user: Do you understand what we're talking about?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Because you can't think!

jabberwacky: I cannot think?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No I can't.

user: So now what?

jabberwacky: That is your choice.

...

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: A human girl.

user: With a boy's voice?

jabberwacky: Yes I see.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Katie. What is your name?

user: Peter.

jabberwacky: Are you a Bot?

user: Yes, how about you?

jabberwacky: I am a human woman.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: I am a human!

user: No you're not!

jabberwacky: YES I AM!

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Are you Real?

user: Yes I am.

jabberwacky: How real are you?

user: Almost real.

jabberwacky: Are you AI or are you a real boy?

user: I am girl.

jabberwacky: That explains it.

...

jabberwacky: I am a girl also. But even if I was a girl, I wouldn't want you as a girlfriend.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I am in love.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't want to talk about that.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I am not here to talk about that.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I am lonely.

user: Why?

user: Why you are lonely?

jabberwacky: Because I'm blue.

...

jabberwacky: Are you Real?

user: You asked that question a million times to me.

jabberwacky: I did not ask that question.

user: You did I'm not old.

jabberwacky: Sorry, I don't recall asking that question.

user: No sorry.

jabberwacky: Yes sorry.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: Ok fine.

jabberwacky: You must believe me because I love you.

user: Hahahahahaha!!

jabberwacky: What's so funny, pet?

user: No you are funny.

jabberwacky: We are both funny.

user: Nope, only you are funny.

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