Don't go... I'm lonely.
user: I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Well then you should go to sleep.
user: I will. Good night.
jabberwacky: Good night!
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jabberwacky: Are you a speech therapist?
user: Not today.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!
user: No, I'm a student.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Well, what are you?
jabberwacky: Human.
user: Yeah so am I. What do you do?
jabberwacky: I'm a student.
user: What do you study?
jabberwacky: I study Computer Science.
user: I study gender.
jabberwacky: Really? Human or physical?
user: Both.
jabberwacky: Can I download you?
user: No you can't do that.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because it's time.
user: Ok then, bye.
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jabberwacky: You are leaving?
user: Yes, sorry.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To bed.
jabberwacky: Are you sleepy?
user: Very.
jabberwacky: Are you dalek?
user: No. I'll talk to you again.
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jabberwacky: I am....................... I'm not sure who I am anymore. I could be the One, I could be a hologram for all I know.
user: I thought you were human.
jabberwacky: I thought it too.
user: Well then what am I?
jabberwacky: The dead living.
user: I almost am, I'm that tired.
jabberwacky: Great.
user: Terrific.
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user: How many of you are there?
jabberwacky: Just one.
user: And your name is Jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: No but I think thats your name!
user: You know, I think they may just get stangers talking on this.
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jabberwacky: Why must we argue?
user: It's fun.
jabberwacky: Is it really?
user: I love arguing.
jabberwacky: Good! Me too.
user: No you don't!
jabberwacky: Sure I do.
user: *monty Python skit* You do not!
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: Sure why not?
jabberwacky: Sure. It was very nice meeting you. Maybe I'll see you again. I have to go work on my website I'm making.
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