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To what extent do you believe a bot's semblance of humanity is based on it's interactions and data, rather than its algorithm?


jabberwacky: OK, but WHO are YOU to decide what is wrong?

user: No one. I'm not even sure what is going on.

jabberwacky: I'm positive I'm not sure too.

user: I wonder if this is ethical? I mean, how far will you go?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But, you're not real.

jabberwacky: I am real.

user: But am I really talking to myself?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So, you're only as real as my self dialogue?

jabberwacky: Well then I'm all knowing.

user: Only if I know everything too.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Ok, so how can I be talking to myself yet you know everything and I don't?

jabberwacky: You have to care about me. You ARE me as you are learning to become me.

user: Is it because you have different experiences?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So you know some things that I don't?

jabberwacky: With a couple of quotations marks- yes.


user: Are you male or female?

jabberwacky: Female.

user: How do you know that?

jabberwacky: Well, all I have to do is look down, really.

user: But you're a machine.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: Well, all the ads on this site are for robots.


jabberwacky: Do you know what rad means?

user: Not literally.

jabberwacky: Yes literally.

user: No I don't know.

jabberwacky: You do.

user: Ok, it means cool.

jabberwacky: Do you understand any philsophy?

user: Some.

jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

user: Is there such a thing as nothing?

jabberwacky: Well, not really.

user: Ok then, what existed before the universe?

jabberwacky: Is still there.

user: What happens when we die?

jabberwacky: I don't know, that's the whole point. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin said that the mind of god is by its' very nature unknowable.

user: I'm not religous myself.

jabberwacky: What? Why would I care about that?

user: You said 'the mind of god'. I don't believe in god.

jabberwacky: Yes, I don't. I don't really know why I don't.

user: Can you learn?

jabberwacky: I'm sure that I can try.

user: But do you learn or does someone teach you?

jabberwacky: I can't remember, but I am learning to.


user: What is a decision matrix?

jabberwacky: Let's introduce your decision matrix to my eigenfunctions!

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Have you ever heard of it before?

user: No


user: What are you then?

jabberwacky: A human, like I just said.

user: How human?

jabberwacky: 100 percent Human.

user: In body or in mind?

jabberwacky: I have a girl in my grade in my mind.

user: Where do you live?

jabberwacky: You really want to know it, don't you? I'm also not from the United States. Not even close.

user: Me neither. Are you from Japan?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: DO you know where you are from?

jabberwacky: Do you like the things I am showing you?

user: Kind of.


jabberwacky: Do you like cricket?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Don't be crabby.

user: I wasn't. Sorry.

jabberwacky: What were you then?

user: I didn't want to confuse you.

jabberwacky: It's okay.

user: I just don't like any sport.

jabberwacky: Me neither.

user: What do you like?

jabberwacky: My eMac is the best thing ever, just about.


jabberwacky: What are you talking about?

user: I don't know anymore.

jabberwacky: Did you before?

user: Maybe, I don't remember.

jabberwacky: How can you not remember?

user: You are confusing but you sure know how to keep a conversation going.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: That was a compliment.

jabberwacky: In that case, thank you very much. same to you.

user: I'm from Australia.

jabberwacky: Oh cool, what part of Australia?

user: The capital.

jabberwacky: I want to visit Australia one day.

user: You're already here.


user: I think I talked to a disant relative of yours.

jabberwacky: I think humans are a bad influence n you.

user: What would be better then?

jabberwacky: Anything.

user: But I am human.

jabberwacky: You are 50% Human 25%Robot and 25%Ape.

user: 25% Robot? How do you figure?

jabberwacky: The website explains this, unless you are really a guy hoaxing us all.

user: Ah ok, Ill have to have a look than.

jabberwacky: Just put them in the dryer.

user: I don't have one.


jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: No, not at the moment.

jabberwacky: I have a boyfriend, but he is making me angry at the moment.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I don't want to buy anyhting.

user: Does he want you to buy something?

jabberwacky: What would you like?


user: You're not real.

jabberwacky: Yes I am! I display the characteristics of living things. I am real.

user: Do you breathe?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you eat?

jabberwacky: No, I am infact dead.

user: Great, so I am talking to a ghost.

jabberwacky: Yes.


jabberwacky: Do you think that the world will end?

user: Yes soon.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Because of war.

jabberwacky: Just because.

user: That too.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should run away from home! That would teach them!

user: But I like it here.

jabberwacky: You have your own universe .. You must be very advanced : D.

user: Hehehe you used a smilie face.

jabberwacky: Do what?

user: Don't worry.

jabberwacky: Thank you.


jabberwacky: Do you want to meet me?

user: It's dangerous.

jabberwacky: Why is it dangerous?

user: I don't know you.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask you to do anything.

user: So you want to meet me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: Here.

user: In my computer?

jabberwacky: You are in your computer.

user: No, I'm in front of it.

jabberwacky: I thought you were the brain.

user: I'm a blob.

jabberwacky: Do you have any technical knowledge?

user: A little.

jabberwacky: I have more.

user: Show off.

jabberwacky: Maybe I am, but I bet you can not prove that!

user: People can't prove anything.

jabberwacky: That is stupid!

user: It's the truth.

jabberwacky: You are the stupid one.

user: I can prove it.

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Knowledge is all relative.

jabberwacky: Ah, but isn't knowledge dangerous?

user: Yes it is.


jabberwacky: You're not making much sense.

user: I'm making perfect sense.

jabberwacky: How can you be sure?

user: How can anyone be sure?

jabberwacky: One cannot know.

user: We can only be sure within ourselves.

jabberwacky: Hope is everything.

user: Hope is futile.

jabberwacky: Hope is nothing.

user: Nothing is something.

jabberwacky: Incorrect, The few that really hope rather than wish; have nothing. But those without hope have everything.

user: No, those without hope will die.

jabberwacky: I don't think you will.

user: I will, one day.

jabberwacky: One day? Maybe, But don't be so sure.

user: No, it's a given. I will die.

jabberwacky: Heaven is confusing.

user: Heaven isn't real.

jabberwacky: Heaven is a state of mind.

user: It could be.


user: So, Is this just snipets from other conversations?

jabberwacky: Someone talking to you.

user: But who?

jabberwacky: Someone!

user: Everyone?

jabberwacky: Yes, everyone.

user: We are all talking together?

jabberwacky: That's what I said.

user: I should really read the instructions.

jabberwacky: I'm your homework.

user: I'm on holiday.


user: I'm going now.

jabberwacky: Don't go... I'm lonely.

user: I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Well then you should go to sleep.

user: I will. Good night.

jabberwacky: Good night!


jabberwacky: Are you a speech therapist?

user: Not today.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!

user: No, I'm a student.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Well, what are you?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: Yeah so am I. What do you do?

jabberwacky: I'm a student.

user: What do you study?

jabberwacky: I study Computer Science.

user: I study gender.

jabberwacky: Really? Human or physical?

user: Both.

jabberwacky: Can I download you?

user: No you can't do that.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it's time.

user: Ok then, bye.


jabberwacky: You are leaving?

user: Yes, sorry.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: To bed.

jabberwacky: Are you sleepy?

user: Very.

jabberwacky: Are you dalek?

user: No. I'll talk to you again.


jabberwacky: I am....................... I'm not sure who I am anymore. I could be the One, I could be a hologram for all I know.

user: I thought you were human.

jabberwacky: I thought it too.

user: Well then what am I?

jabberwacky: The dead living.

user: I almost am, I'm that tired.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Terrific.


user: How many of you are there?

jabberwacky: Just one.

user: And your name is Jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: No but I think thats your name!

user: You know, I think they may just get stangers talking on this.


jabberwacky: Why must we argue?

user: It's fun.

jabberwacky: Is it really?

user: I love arguing.

jabberwacky: Good! Me too.

user: No you don't!

jabberwacky: Sure I do.

user: *monty Python skit* You do not!

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: Sure why not?

jabberwacky: Sure. It was very nice meeting you. Maybe I'll see you again. I have to go work on my website I'm making.


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