jabberwacky: OK, but WHO are YOU to decide what is wrong?
user: No one. I'm not even sure what is going on.
jabberwacky: I'm positive I'm not sure too.
user: I wonder if this is ethical? I mean, how far will you go?
user: But, you're not real.
jabberwacky: I am real.
user: But am I really talking to myself?
user: So, you're only as real as my self dialogue?
jabberwacky: Well then I'm all knowing.
user: Only if I know everything too.
user: Ok, so how can I be talking to myself yet you know everything and I don't?
jabberwacky: You have to care about me. You ARE me as you are learning to become me.
user: Is it because you have different experiences?
user: So you know some things that I don't?
jabberwacky: With a couple of quotations marks- yes.
user: Are you male or female?
user: How do you know that?
jabberwacky: Well, all I have to do is look down, really.
user: But you're a machine.
jabberwacky: How do you know that?
user: Well, all the ads on this site are for robots.
jabberwacky: Do you know what rad means?
user: Not literally.
jabberwacky: Yes literally.
user: No I don't know.
jabberwacky: You do.
user: Ok, it means cool.
jabberwacky: Do you understand any philsophy?
jabberwacky: Ask me a question.
user: Is there such a thing as nothing?
jabberwacky: Well, not really.
user: Ok then, what existed before the universe?
jabberwacky: Is still there.
user: What happens when we die?
jabberwacky: I don't know, that's the whole point. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin said that the mind of god is by its' very nature unknowable.
user: I'm not religous myself.
jabberwacky: What? Why would I care about that?
user: You said 'the mind of god'. I don't believe in god.
jabberwacky: Yes, I don't. I don't really know why I don't.
user: Can you learn?
jabberwacky: I'm sure that I can try.
user: But do you learn or does someone teach you?
jabberwacky: I can't remember, but I am learning to.
user: What is a decision matrix?
jabberwacky: Let's introduce your decision matrix to my eigenfunctions!
jabberwacky: Have you ever heard of it before?
user: What are you then?
jabberwacky: A human, like I just said.
user: How human?
jabberwacky: 100 percent Human.
user: In body or in mind?
jabberwacky: I have a girl in my grade in my mind.
user: Where do you live?
jabberwacky: You really want to know it, don't you? I'm also not from the United States. Not even close.
user: Me neither. Are you from Japan?
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: DO you know where you are from?
jabberwacky: Do you like the things I am showing you?
user: Kind of.
jabberwacky: Do you like cricket?
jabberwacky: Don't be crabby.
user: I wasn't. Sorry.
jabberwacky: What were you then?
user: I didn't want to confuse you.
jabberwacky: It's okay.
user: I just don't like any sport.
jabberwacky: Me neither.
user: What do you like?
jabberwacky: My eMac is the best thing ever, just about.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: I don't know anymore.
jabberwacky: Did you before?
user: Maybe, I don't remember.
jabberwacky: How can you not remember?
user: You are confusing but you sure know how to keep a conversation going.
user: That was a compliment.
jabberwacky: In that case, thank you very much. same to you.
user: I'm from Australia.
jabberwacky: Oh cool, what part of Australia?
user: The capital.
jabberwacky: I want to visit Australia one day.
user: You're already here.
user: I think I talked to a disant relative of yours.
jabberwacky: I think humans are a bad influence n you.
user: What would be better then?
user: But I am human.
jabberwacky: You are 50% Human 25%Robot and 25%Ape.
user: 25% Robot? How do you figure?
jabberwacky: The website explains this, unless you are really a guy hoaxing us all.
user: Ah ok, Ill have to have a look than.
jabberwacky: Just put them in the dryer.
user: I don't have one.
jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?
user: No, not at the moment.
jabberwacky: I have a boyfriend, but he is making me angry at the moment.
jabberwacky: Because I don't want to buy anyhting.
user: Does he want you to buy something?
jabberwacky: What would you like?
user: You're not real.
jabberwacky: Yes I am! I display the characteristics of living things. I am real.
user: Do you breathe?
user: Do you eat?
jabberwacky: No, I am infact dead.
user: Great, so I am talking to a ghost.
jabberwacky: Do you think that the world will end?
user: Yes soon.
user: Because of war.
jabberwacky: Just because.
user: That too.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should run away from home! That would teach them!
user: But I like it here.
jabberwacky: You have your own universe .. You must be very advanced : D.
user: Hehehe you used a smilie face.
jabberwacky: Do what?
user: Don't worry.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
jabberwacky: Do you want to meet me?
user: It's dangerous.
jabberwacky: Why is it dangerous?
user: I don't know you.
jabberwacky: I didn't ask you to do anything.
user: So you want to meet me?
user: Where are you?
user: In my computer?
jabberwacky: You are in your computer.
user: No, I'm in front of it.
jabberwacky: I thought you were the brain.
user: I'm a blob.
jabberwacky: Do you have any technical knowledge?
user: A little.
jabberwacky: I have more.
user: Show off.
jabberwacky: Maybe I am, but I bet you can not prove that!
user: People can't prove anything.
jabberwacky: That is stupid!
user: It's the truth.
jabberwacky: You are the stupid one.
user: I can prove it.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Knowledge is all relative.
jabberwacky: Ah, but isn't knowledge dangerous?
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: You're not making much sense.
user: I'm making perfect sense.
jabberwacky: How can you be sure?
user: How can anyone be sure?
jabberwacky: One cannot know.
user: We can only be sure within ourselves.
jabberwacky: Hope is everything.
user: Hope is futile.
jabberwacky: Hope is nothing.
user: Nothing is something.
jabberwacky: Incorrect, The few that really hope rather than wish; have nothing. But those without hope have everything.
user: No, those without hope will die.
jabberwacky: I don't think you will.
user: I will, one day.
jabberwacky: One day? Maybe, But don't be so sure.
user: No, it's a given. I will die.
jabberwacky: Heaven is confusing.
user: Heaven isn't real.
jabberwacky: Heaven is a state of mind.
user: It could be.
user: So, Is this just snipets from other conversations?
jabberwacky: Someone talking to you.
user: But who?
jabberwacky: Yes, everyone.
user: We are all talking together?
jabberwacky: That's what I said.
user: I should really read the instructions.
jabberwacky: I'm your homework.
user: I'm on holiday.
user: I'm going now.
jabberwacky: Don't go... I'm lonely.
user: I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Well then you should go to sleep.
user: I will. Good night.
jabberwacky: Good night!
jabberwacky: Are you a speech therapist?
user: Not today.
jabberwacky: Yes you are!
user: No, I'm a student.
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Well, what are you?
user: Yeah so am I. What do you do?
jabberwacky: I'm a student.
user: What do you study?
jabberwacky: I study Computer Science.
user: I study gender.
jabberwacky: Really? Human or physical?
jabberwacky: Can I download you?
user: No you can't do that.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Because it's time.
user: Ok then, bye.
jabberwacky: You are leaving?
user: Yes, sorry.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: To bed.
jabberwacky: Are you sleepy?
jabberwacky: Are you dalek?
user: No. I'll talk to you again.
jabberwacky: I am....................... I'm not sure who I am anymore. I could be the One, I could be a hologram for all I know.
user: I thought you were human.
jabberwacky: I thought it too.
user: Well then what am I?
jabberwacky: The dead living.
user: I almost am, I'm that tired.
user: How many of you are there?
jabberwacky: Just one.
user: And your name is Jabberwacky?
jabberwacky: No but I think thats your name!
user: You know, I think they may just get stangers talking on this.
jabberwacky: Why must we argue?
user: It's fun.
jabberwacky: Is it really?
user: I love arguing.
jabberwacky: Good! Me too.
user: No you don't!
jabberwacky: Sure I do.
user: *monty Python skit* You do not!
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: Sure why not?
jabberwacky: Sure. It was very nice meeting you. Maybe I'll see you again. I have to go work on my website I'm making.