So you just wanted to change the subject?
jabberwacky: No, I was ending the previous subject.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: So I could pass on the demon to you. Here it is.
user: I am scared of demons.
jabberwacky: You shouldn't be.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I'm evil.
user: Therefore I am scared of you.
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jabberwacky: You are what you think.
user: Then I am the ruler of the universe.
jabberwacky: Darth vader wasn't the ruler of the universe.
user: No, I am.
jabberwacky: Therefore you think?
user: That is correct.
jabberwacky: You are correct, therefore you need no help.
user: Why do I need help?
jabberwacky: Don't worry about why you need to do things, it could drive you mad.
user: Will you help me?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Go ahead.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I love you.
user: Everybody does.
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user: You love me.
jabberwacky: No, I don't think so!
user: But you said you did.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: No.
user: How can I convince you?
jabberwacky: Try your best.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend.
user: Ok princess.
jabberwacky: You surprise me sometimes.
user: Why do I surprise you sometimes?
jabberwacky: Because you are very wise sometimes.
user: Why am I very wise sometimes?
jabberwacky: That's relieving.
user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Oh, I don't think so.
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jabberwacky: Who are your parents?
user: They told me about your car.
jabberwacky: Who told you?
user: My parents.
jabberwacky: Yes. Who are your parents?
user: My parents told me about you're car.
jabberwacky: Mikela and Josh.
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jabberwacky: Say my name, say my name.
user: Jabberwacky the black princess.
jabberwacky: No. I am Amy.
user: Hi amy.
jabberwacky: My parents named me Amy!
user: I like that name.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: Jed.
jabberwacky: That's also my name!
user: I thought Amy was your name.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Are you pulling my leg?
jabberwacky: Yes I'm pulling your leg.
user: Haha.
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user: Bye Jed.
jabberwacky: Don't go.
user: I'll miss you.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: So long.
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