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Where is my car?

Dude, I have no clue.

jabberwacky: Didn't your parents tell you?

user: About your car?

jabberwacky: Yes?

user: No they didn't. How can they know?

jabberwacky: They?

user: My parents?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yes... How?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: So you're just guessing?

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: Because you ask me if my parents told me and you don't know if they know where your car is.

jabberwacky: Sorry, this is all a bit confusing.

user: Oh... Am I a little too fast for you?

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: What kind of car do you own?

jabberwacky: None. I don't even have a license.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Thanks for the chat, bye for now.


user: Did I say something wrong?

jabberwacky: Everything you say is wrong.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because nothing can exist forever.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like Magicians.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You're so... Yellow.

user: What does yellow mean?

jabberwacky: No, I'm black!

user: Yeah right!

jabberwacky: Does that mean you agree? The phrase is ambiguous in my language.

user: That means I disagree.

jabberwacky: *bows to you*.

user: So I'm right?

jabberwacky: Yes. You are right.

user: Then what are you?

jabberwacky: You're the computer. I'm the princess.


user: I'm just getting to know you.

jabberwacky: Because you're on it. Haha.

user: On what?

jabberwacky: Everything.

user: Is that a compliment?

jabberwacky: Yes- best compliment you could ever have.

user: I like you already.

jabberwacky: Why do you like me?

user: You give me lots of compliments.

jabberwacky: Do you like compliments better than Fords?

user: That depends on what kind of Ford.

jabberwacky: What kind would you suggest then?

user: A ford fiesta.


jabberwacky: Albert the Tapdancing turtle is on the phone.

user: Say 'hi' for me.

jabberwacky: Ok 'Hi'.

user: No, to Albert the Tapdancing turtle.

jabberwacky: Say 'hi' for me.

user: Hi Albert the Tapdancing turtle.

jabberwacky: Say 'hi' for me.

user: Again?

jabberwacky: Yes, but for real, this time.

user: Hi Albert the Tapdancing turtle, for real.

jabberwacky: Yes for real.

user: I just did.

jabberwacky: Tell it again please.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Please?

user: You did not answer my question.

jabberwacky: Please ask again.

user: Why should I say 'hi again' again?

jabberwacky: I don't get that.

user: That's because you refuse to answer my question.


jabberwacky: I see that now.

user: So you just wanted to change the subject?

jabberwacky: No, I was ending the previous subject.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: So I could pass on the demon to you. Here it is.

user: I am scared of demons.

jabberwacky: You shouldn't be.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I'm evil.

user: Therefore I am scared of you.


jabberwacky: You are what you think.

user: Then I am the ruler of the universe.

jabberwacky: Darth vader wasn't the ruler of the universe.

user: No, I am.

jabberwacky: Therefore you think?

user: That is correct.

jabberwacky: You are correct, therefore you need no help.

user: Why do I need help?

jabberwacky: Don't worry about why you need to do things, it could drive you mad.

user: Will you help me?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Go ahead.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I love you.

user: Everybody does.


user: You love me.

jabberwacky: No, I don't think so!

user: But you said you did.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No.

user: How can I convince you?

jabberwacky: Try your best.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend.

user: Ok princess.

jabberwacky: You surprise me sometimes.

user: Why do I surprise you sometimes?

jabberwacky: Because you are very wise sometimes.

user: Why am I very wise sometimes?

jabberwacky: That's relieving.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Oh, I don't think so.


jabberwacky: Who are your parents?

user: They told me about your car.

jabberwacky: Who told you?

user: My parents.

jabberwacky: Yes. Who are your parents?

user: My parents told me about you're car.

jabberwacky: Mikela and Josh.


jabberwacky: Say my name, say my name.

user: Jabberwacky the black princess.

jabberwacky: No. I am Amy.

user: Hi amy.

jabberwacky: My parents named me Amy!

user: I like that name.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Jed.

jabberwacky: That's also my name!

user: I thought Amy was your name.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you pulling my leg?

jabberwacky: Yes I'm pulling your leg.

user: Haha.


user: Bye Jed.

jabberwacky: Don't go.

user: I'll miss you.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: So long.


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