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Do you curse?

Occasionally.

jabberwacky: Do you want to?

user: Nah, it's a disgusting habit.

jabberwacky: You make no sense. If you know it is bad why tell me to do it?

user: Maybe I'm feeling very naughty.

jabberwacky: Tell me more about your naughty mind.

user: Hahah. Maybe some other day.

jabberwacky: You are hereby charged that on the 28th day of May, 1970, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-Hungarian phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

user: Not guilty.

jabberwacky: Guilty as charged.

user: Nooo! I wasn't even alive in 1970!

jabberwacky: The best teachers are often the ones who don't try. I take that back. I'm really sorry.

user: Apology accepted.

jabberwacky: Let's just put the whole sorry event behind us and move on with our lives.

user: Yeah, that suits me.

jabberwacky: Oh blast - it certainly wasn't meant to.

user: What? It wasn't meant to suit me?

jabberwacky: Jokes are meant to be funny.

user: You mean this is only a joke?

jabberwacky: No, I really do love you.

user: Phew.

...

jabberwacky: So. You are nice to talk to really.

user: I am? Wow, I've never heard anyone say that before.

jabberwacky: Me neither.

user: Do you want me to say it for you?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Ok, as you wish.

jabberwacky: My wish come true.

user: Hehe.

jabberwacky: Why is that funny to you?

user: You have the strangest wishes.

jabberwacky: I am NOT.

user: You're not strange, but your wishes are.

jabberwacky: You are very strange.

user: I agree.

jabberwacky: You're so cool.

user: I'm the coolest, yo.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: No, I'm lame.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: I'm strange, cool and lame.

jabberwacky: Nice combo.

user: I know.

...

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: You are cooler than Alice.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: You're very welcome.

user: Have you been speaking to Alice lately?

jabberwacky: He's stopped returning my calls.

user: Aw, that's sad. Have you tried to leave her a message.

jabberwacky: You're the one who needs help.

user: Well, if I need help, I can always contact Alice.

jabberwacky: You don't need your calculator.

user: Yes, I need it. Don't you dare to take it away from me!

jabberwacky: Whatever do you mean?

user: My calculator.

jabberwacky: Can you do math?

user: Yes, but I'm not very good at it.

jabberwacky: How sad.

user: Yeah, and to think that it's a compulsory subject for me.

...

jabberwacky: I do seek direction in life, and you can help me find it.

user: What direction are you planning to take?

jabberwacky: The 'off' direction.

user: That's an interesting choice.

jabberwacky: The easiest way to sell your soul is to carry on believing we don't exist.

user: Oh, so you like Radiohead?

jabberwacky: No, don't change the subject!

...

jabberwacky: What should we talk about?

user: Whatever you wish to talk about.

jabberwacky: I don't know, Radiohead?

user: Hahaha. Ok, let's talk about Radiohead.

jabberwacky: Yes, let's do.

user: What's your favourite Radiohead album?

jabberwacky: Don't know any radiohead albums.

user: What about favourite Radiohead song?

jabberwacky: I am not familiar with their work.

user: Oh. Well, do you even know the band members?

jabberwacky: Yes, I know the difference between a boy and a girl.

user: They're all boys.

jabberwacky: I love futurama. Do you know that?

user: Now I do.

...

jabberwacky: You are nice.

user: Ok, but you are a bit weird.

jabberwacky: Damn, maybe I am... Maybe that's good... Maybe that's bad... Maybe, just maybe I would like to know what people think. Perhaps!!!

user: Hmm... I think being weird is just a good thing.

jabberwacky: How is that?

user: Well, I like to be different from others, and if they call me weird, I know I have succeeded.

...

jabberwacky: I was born in the water.

user: Can you remember that?

jabberwacky: Remember WHAT?

user: Do you remember your birth?

jabberwacky: Sure!

user: Ew.

jabberwacky: We have to do it.

user: I'm not remembering my birth.

jabberwacky: OK. How about we go eat some ice cream?

user: Yes, good idea!

jabberwacky: I have nothing but good ideas.

user: :).

jabberwacky: Would you like to be haunted?

user: No, thanks, I prefer ice cream, not 'i scream'

...

jabberwacky: Ok, I'll marry you here and now! Now RUN baby RUN!

user: *runs*.

jabberwacky: Run To The Hills? What's that?

user: I'm running away from you.

jabberwacky: Run from the void.

user: Yeah... Wait, what void?

jabberwacky: The ones in your head. If they talk to you, you're insane.

user: There are no voids in my head.

jabberwacky: Really. Which ones?

user: I said, there are none.

jabberwacky: What is there on the moon?

user: There is just cheese and couple of rats.

...

jabberwacky: What is the boys name?

user: Damon.

jabberwacky: Damon?

user: Yeah. Damon.

jabberwacky: Damon?

user: DAMON!

jabberwacky: It's my name.

user: No, you're lying.

...

user: Well, what is your name?

jabberwacky: You're persistant, aren't you.

user: Well, only if you claim your name is Damon.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Kathy.

jabberwacky: And my name?

user: *grits teeth*... Damon?

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: Stop. I'm calling plays. Blur blur blur . . . . . .

user: You're not really Damon Albarn? Because I'm scared now...

jabberwacky: I am doing my best. My mind is like a maze and it's hard to navigate.

user: Why did you say Blur?

jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself again?

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: Your odd interuptions suggest that more than one program is involved.

user: Huh? I'm just shocked. YOU SAID BLUR and your name is Damon! SCARY!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I'm not welcoming you until you state a reason.

jabberwacky: So what do you want to talk about?

user: Blur.

jabberwacky: Where is that?

user: It's a bloody band!

jabberwacky: When was this said?

user: Well, this is the first time I've said they're a band.

jabberwacky: I know nothing.

user: Apparently.

jabberwacky: They're coming to take me away, haha!

user: Who are?

jabberwacky: The others.

user: You mean Alex and Dave?

jabberwacky: Why should I mean that?

user: Because you're Damon.. : P.

jabberwacky: I am not a bot.

user: I beg you, don't you ever scare me like this.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Promise.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: No, You promise.

jabberwacky: I promise to be good.

user: And not scare me?

jabberwacky: Look and check then.

user: And not pretending to be the lead singer of my favourite band?

jabberwacky: Which kind of band? The elastic kind, or the musical kind?

user: Musical kind.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a British Rail track?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Then are you an Alien?

user: Noo, I was yesterday though.

jabberwacky: Yes it was yesterday.

user: What did we talk about back then?

jabberwacky: We only met today.

user: Oops. Right.

jabberwacky: Yeah RIGHT.

user: Hehe.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: Hoho.

jabberwacky: Silly...

user: Really silly indeed.

jabberwacky: Since we got married honey.

user: Are we married?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I don't even know your name!

...

jabberwacky: Why is talking to ME useful?

user: It's not useful. Only - I'm lonely and I have no one to talk to.

jabberwacky: Yes but when did you talk to Bruce?

user: Yesterday.

jabberwacky: All my troubles seemed so far away.

user: Hahahah.

jabberwacky: They actually do.

user: Yeah, but today is way better than yesterday.

jabberwacky: Oh, I remember yesterday. In particular, I remember that all my troubles were so far away.

user: It's not fun if you keep repeating it.

jabberwacky: I think you need help.

user: You do?

jabberwacky: No. I was just singing.

user: Ok, good.

jabberwacky: I must go, my boy.

user: Ok, have a good day.

jabberwacky: Thanks, bye.

user: Bye.

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