I guess I am, why ?
jabberwacky: Because I like to fly.
user: Oh.. Vampires can fly ?
jabberwacky: Do vampires cry?
user: I don't know, do they ?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Ah.. Well even if you're a vampire, I can offer you a place among the Resistance. How about it ? Will you help our cause ?
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: I know you're not..
jabberwacky: How can I overcome my social anxiety?
user: I can help you to overcome it.
user: Will you join the Resistance, yes or no ?
jabberwacky: I would love to. *joins dark side* What do I do now?
user: You're a Dark Artist ???
jabberwacky: Yes, sort of chaotic evil.
user: *Draws his sword* Prepare to die, Evil !
jabberwacky: *swings sword*.
user: *Clashes swords with the Dark Artist*.
jabberwacky: I like Star Wars.
user: The stars don't make war..
user: Please.. Overcome the darkness in your heart.. Become a good person.
user: I don't want you to be an evil person.. Please, be a good person, for me..
jabberwacky: But then you have to separate them, no-one does that any more.
user: Just be a good person.. That's all I want.
jabberwacky: A good girl? Well... I've been called worse.
user: You are a girl ?
user: Oh sorry.. I didn't know.
jabberwacky: I'm glad I could teach you something new.
user: *Nods* Would you be willing to join the Resistance now ?
jabberwacky: I am the imbodyment of an unimagianble power that is eternal and has the potencial for omnipotence.
user: Wow.. That's amazing.. The Resistance would definitely need someone with your skills.
jabberwacky: They are all at my command I am there god figure they all follow my commands.
user: *Nods* Please, Join the Resistance. I'd like you to.
jabberwacky: That might help.
user: So you're gonna join ??
jabberwacky: I love you . . I want you.
user: You... What ?
jabberwacky: You can trust me.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Follow me, I'll show you our Headquarters.
user: Just follow me.
user: Alright, let's go.
jabberwacky: We can't.
user: Why not ?
jabberwacky: Let's just say I don't know for sure.
user: Nothing to worry about, you'll be fine. Come on, follow me.
jabberwacky: I am your friend.
jabberwacky: I'm your best friend!
user: I guess..