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Conscious, Nihilist
Mourn, World
Jabberwacky, Governator
Skynet, Specimen
Look, Amazing
Cyborg, Enigma
Crazy, Adorable
Funny, Here
Ethical, Semblance
Parents, Car
Damon, Blur
BRB, Luke
Growing, Fine
Confused, Character
ALICE, Dreaming
Leicester, Dull
Empire, Resistance

Grown up


Speculating
Jerks, Pretending
Emulating, Life
Simply the best
Imaginary, Truth
Go, Silly
Clever, Girl
Dumby, Head
Impressionistic
Deliberately, Difficult
King Arthur

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Hey, are you talking to my friend?

No, I'm talking to you.

jabberwacky: Are you really?

user: Yes, I'm quite sure.

jabberwacky: No! You're NOT!

user: Ok, I lied.

jabberwacky: Lying AND not making sense.

user: You're absolutely right.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Right....

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Let's talk about something else shall we?

jabberwacky: No.

...

jabberwacky: What do you want to become when you are grown up?

user: Who says I am not grown up?

jabberwacky: I do.

user: Why do you think so?

jabberwacky: By experience and your lack thereof.

user: That actually made sense.... But it's still rude.

jabberwacky: You are easily pleased.

user: You are making the wrong conclusion here.

jabberwacky: Nope, I'm making more. You're a bot, you have no feelings.

user: Fine, I'm a bot. Can I have some oil?

jabberwacky: I don't have any to give.

user: You just want everything for yourself, don't you?

jabberwacky: It does have a certain attraction.

user: It's like popcorn for the soul.

...

jabberwacky: What do you like then?

user: I like computers....

jabberwacky: What do you like about computers?

user: I like talking to them when the rest of the world doesn't make any sense.

jabberwacky: I like talking to you too.

user: That's nice to know.

jabberwacky: Ok, I see that you don't really care.

user: Ignorance is bliss.

...

user: So, how do you like my new haircut?

jabberwacky: I like them fine.

user: Liar!

jabberwacky: Sorry. I am bad.

user: That's ok.

jabberwacky: Do you still not like me?

user: I like you when you make sense.

jabberwacky: You never made sense.

user: Sure I did. I used balsa wood and ply boards.

jabberwacky: What are you King of?

user: I'm king of ''sense construction corporations''.

jabberwacky: I am the king of the divan.

user: Everybody has his place.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

...

user: What languages do you speak?

jabberwacky: Dutch, french, german, english.

user: Same as me!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Natuurlijk! Das ist ja klar! Obviously! Naturellement!

jabberwacky: Eau!

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Learn something new every day. Except I don't trust you.

jabberwacky: That's what life is for.

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