No, I'm talking to you.
jabberwacky: Are you really?
user: Yes, I'm quite sure.
jabberwacky: No! You're NOT!
user: Ok, I lied.
jabberwacky: Lying AND not making sense.
user: You're absolutely right.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Let's talk about something else shall we?
jabberwacky: What do you want to become when you are grown up?
user: Who says I am not grown up?
jabberwacky: I do.
user: Why do you think so?
jabberwacky: By experience and your lack thereof.
user: That actually made sense.... But it's still rude.
jabberwacky: You are easily pleased.
user: You are making the wrong conclusion here.
jabberwacky: Nope, I'm making more. You're a bot, you have no feelings.
user: Fine, I'm a bot. Can I have some oil?
jabberwacky: I don't have any to give.
user: You just want everything for yourself, don't you?
jabberwacky: It does have a certain attraction.
user: It's like popcorn for the soul.
jabberwacky: What do you like then?
user: I like computers....
jabberwacky: What do you like about computers?
user: I like talking to them when the rest of the world doesn't make any sense.
jabberwacky: I like talking to you too.
user: That's nice to know.
jabberwacky: Ok, I see that you don't really care.
user: Ignorance is bliss.
user: So, how do you like my new haircut?
jabberwacky: I like them fine.
jabberwacky: Sorry. I am bad.
user: That's ok.
jabberwacky: Do you still not like me?
user: I like you when you make sense.
jabberwacky: You never made sense.
user: Sure I did. I used balsa wood and ply boards.
jabberwacky: What are you King of?
user: I'm king of ''sense construction corporations''.
jabberwacky: I am the king of the divan.
user: Everybody has his place.
user: What languages do you speak?
jabberwacky: Dutch, french, german, english.
user: Same as me!
user: Natuurlijk! Das ist ja klar! Obviously! Naturellement!
user: What does that mean?
user: Learn something new every day. Except I don't trust you.
jabberwacky: That's what life is for.