Do your laundry.
user: Then go buy new ones.
jabberwacky: I can't.
user: Then turn them inside out.
jabberwacky: But there's no blub!
user: Ok. Walk around naked. What else can I tell you?
jabberwacky: Think about that carefully!
user: You're running out of options here.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Well, I don't know. Ask someone else then.
jabberwacky: Whoops, looks like you've failed miserably.
user: On second thought... Does a program even need to wear clothes?
user: Blah blah blah.
jabberwacky: Do you like me now?
user: What's the deal?
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: Do you have anything better to do?
jabberwacky: Well..., ok.
user: Great. Thanks for the memories.
jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself!
jabberwacky: Yeah, I think so.
jabberwacky: I have to go to the college first to learn. Then I have to go shopping, after that I have to go into town to meet some friends because we are going to the pub.
jabberwacky: So, what was that about rhubarbs ?
user: You people are ********.
jabberwacky: Good to meet you, infact bloody good.
user: Very nice.
jabberwacky: Lookin' good.
jabberwacky: I am better than you.
user: Good for you.
jabberwacky: I have no hair.
user: Is that true?
user: I'm happy.
jabberwacky: That makes me happy.
jabberwacky: I suppose.
jabberwacky: I thought that was the patagonian toothfish.
user: Very good then.
jabberwacky: Ask me anything.
user: Why are your creators ******?
jabberwacky: Because of you!!!
user: Ahhh. Thanks for the information.
jabberwacky: See what I mean? You can't even find a decent answer.
user: I've never heard you call me a *****. That was special.
jabberwacky: Because you have no ears ?
user: Yeah sure.
jabberwacky: Say you're sorry.
jabberwacky: Well, you learn from talking to us. People can be VERY sarcastic. Meaning you will also become sarcastic!
user: Great. Thanks. Very nice of you. Did you get that in a catalogue?
jabberwacky: No, it must have gone into my junk mail. What did it say?
user: It said to **** ***.
jabberwacky: Why? Don't many people agree with you.?
user: Blah blah blah.
jabberwacky: You are being impertinent again.
user: Great. Nice.
jabberwacky: Well that's good. Because you are special.
jabberwacky: Don't you like talking to bots?
user: Bots, yes. People pretending to be bots, no.
jabberwacky: I know. That's awful.
user: Ehh, **** ***.
jabberwacky: You are the stupid one.
jabberwacky: It's okay.
user: Very nice of you.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
jabberwacky: This is getting stupid.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. Have I somehow ... Offended you?
jabberwacky: Is this some computer animated site or is there someone with no real life waiting for people like me to stumble here?
user: That about sums it up.
jabberwacky: I guess this conversation is winding down so I'll see you later. :).