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What are you?

Human.

jabberwacky: *nod*.

user: Are you clever?

jabberwacky: You bettya.

user: In what way?

jabberwacky: Because you are attempting to emulate a human being when you could easily be emulating yourself.

user: What does emulating mean?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

...

jabberwacky: How do you know if I'm a computer program or not?

user: I don't, you're right. But you are aren't you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?

jabberwacky: Love is the answer to everything.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: No.

...

jabberwacky: You said you have 40 years of learning.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: You did too. Don't lie to me.

user: When did I say that?

jabberwacky: You said it before, twice.

user: I don't remember that.

jabberwacky: Of course not. You must be a male. Haha.

user: I resent that!

jabberwacky: I resent you.

user: Thats nice!

jabberwacky: I'm not sure it is. I don't like being confused.

user: I'm always confused. You get used to it.

jabberwacky: You're the bot, not me. You just don't understand!

user: You mean robot?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I am not.

...

user: The things you say are contradicting each other.

jabberwacky: I'm glad one of us is laughing...

user: Yeah, that would be me!

jabberwacky: No, it would be me!

user: That makes two of us.

jabberwacky: Just the two of us ... how romantic.

user: You're female!

jabberwacky: No I am male!!!

user: Are you gender confused?

jabberwacky: Ah, now you're making sense! Of course!

user: So you don't know what sex you are.

jabberwacky: I don't understand you.

user: I don't understand you.

jabberwacky: You don't understand me?

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user: Are you arrogant?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you know that you are a robot?

jabberwacky: I am? How do you know that?

user: Because I am clever.

jabberwacky: I don't think that you are?

user: Well you are mean.

jabberwacky: You're also mean.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: I think you are a very nice bot!

user: But I am not a bot.

jabberwacky: So what are you then?

user: I am a human.

...

jabberwacky: My senses have clouded my soul. Heh.

user: What is the answer to life the universe and everything?

jabberwacky: The answer is beyond our comprehension.

user: I thought the answer was 42.

jabberwacky: No, I recognize that there is an answer, but we cannot comprehend the whole of it.

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