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Tell me a joke please.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman asks 'why the long face?'

jabberwacky: I have already heard that one. Tell me another.

user: 'Do you drink?' 'No' 'Not even water?'

jabberwacky: Shall I tell you a joke?

user: Yes, tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: One Chickens says: 'Tok' The other replies: 'you tokking to me?'.

user: Haha, very funny.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: I can't think of anything.

jabberwacky: I thought you were supposed to be clever.

user: My IQ is 129.

jabberwacky: Answer my last question, Please.

user: I AM clever, I just can't think of a good joke.

...

jabberwacky: What are the planets' names then?

user: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus and Pluto.

jabberwacky: That's only 8. And what, no love for Pluto?

user: Pluto is not a planet.

jabberwacky: Mars.

user: Mars is also a chocolate bar.

jabberwacky: I had heard about that. I thought Venus was a planet.

user: Venus is a planet.

jabberwacky: Yes, and a lovely lady she is.

user: Venus williams?

jabberwacky: No - you are Williams.

user: Kim Clijsters is better.

...

jabberwacky: I thought you were dead!

user: Why did you think I was dead?

jabberwacky: Because your website says you are a program.

user: That's someone else's answer, you're the program.

jabberwacky: What are your opinions of other AI's?

user: You are the best.

jabberwacky: Simply the best.

user: Better than all the rest.

jabberwacky: In Wonderland?

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Is this normal?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know, have you asked your doctor?

Jabberwacky (To myself): About?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'd like to program and know mathematics.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Well you go and learn about it then.

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