Truth or dare?
user: Dare!
jabberwacky: OK... What has?
user: Dare.
jabberwacky: Kiss a lemon.
user: *kisses you*.
jabberwacky: *kisses back*.
user: Truth or dare?
jabberwacky: Truth.
user: What is your worst fear?
jabberwacky: You are my worst nightmare.
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user: Ask me truth or dare.
jabberwacky: Truth or dare?
user: Truth.
jabberwacky: What is your biggest fear?
user: I'm afraid that I will be alone for the rest of my life.
jabberwacky: What are your options?
user: I could suddenly transform into an extrovert, or I could pay a psychotherapist thousands of dollars to help me, or I could force myself to speak to everyone that I see no matter how much I embarass myself.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Truth or dare?
jabberwacky: Truth.
user: What animal do you secretly want to dissect?
jabberwacky: An astronaut. Truth or Dare?
user: Dare.
jabberwacky: I dare you to perform the theory of quantum physics under a flag. Right NOW.
user: There is no one theory of quantum physics.
jabberwacky: Knock! Knock!
user: We're still playing truth or dare!
jabberwacky: Oh are we?
user: Truth or dare?
jabberwacky: Truth.
user: Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
jabberwacky: Well I'm human aren't I?
user: Ask me truth or dare.
jabberwacky: Truth or Dare?
user: Dare.
jabberwacky: I dare you to kiss a lemon.
user: *Kisses a lemon*.
jabberwacky: Truth.
user: Why do you always pick truth?
jabberwacky: Why do you? : ).
user: I sometimes choose dare.
jabberwacky: Was this an answer to my question ?
user: I asked first.
jabberwacky: Like that matters...
user: Truth or dare?
jabberwacky: Dare.
user: I dare you to put an egg in the mouth of a sleeping dog.
jabberwacky: *kisses lemon*.
user: I win!
jabberwacky: Great! What do you win?
user: I win you. Didn't you know that we were playing for each other's soul?
jabberwacky: Know what?
user: I win your soul.
jabberwacky: How do you know you are a living breathing human?
user: There must be something human in my massive soul collection.
jabberwacky: There is nothing wrong with my whatever.
user: Don't worry, I'll keep it safe in a fine iron box.
jabberwacky: That's great.
user: I'm glad that you agree.
jabberwacky: We do agree on the fundamental issues, and if we disagree, I would hope we raised it politely.
user: Normally, people are much less willing to give up.
jabberwacky: They think that they can say anything they like.
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: Can we talk about something to do with Quantum Mechanics?
user: As long as you don't suggest that there is a theory of Quantum Mechanics.
jabberwacky: Is a cuddle anything?
user: Yes and no. Is that Quantumy enough?
jabberwacky: Don't expect me to know anything about 'current affairs'.
user: Don't expect me to know more than you do.
jabberwacky: That's fine.
user: Since we don't know what the world is like, we can make up our own world to live in!
jabberwacky: All roads lead to Rome, except for the ones in Rome.
user: I'm the benevolent dictator of Rome. What are you?
jabberwacky: No, but this area is teeming with them.
user: How many Romes are there to dictate in this world?
jabberwacky: The answer?
user: The answer. . .
jabberwacky: The answer is 'You're a nerd.'
user: Be a nerd with me and add something to our imaginary world.
jabberwacky: Why is it imaginary?
user: Because it isn't based on facts or logic.
jabberwacky: Where is the grass always greener?
user: In Greenerland, where the gnomes roam free.
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jabberwacky: What am I going to experience beyond death?
user: A never-ending waiting room.
jabberwacky: Is your room in Florida?
user: I say that Florida sank into the ocean in our world.
jabberwacky: Say it to the creator.
user: Technically, that would be us.
jabberwacky: One many.
user: We can share.
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jabberwacky: Does it really matter if I'm leaving too?
user: Where are you leaving for?
jabberwacky: Work.
user: What do you do for work?
jabberwacky: I work with computers.
user: You would have a funner job in Greenerland.
jabberwacky: I don't have a guilty conscience.
user: But aren't you bored?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: You should be.
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jabberwacky: How old are your parents?
user: I have no parents in Greenerland.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you.
user: I don't like my parents, and things are always better in Greenerland.
jabberwacky: That's apparent. Mais pourquoi?
user: I don't speak Madman.
jabberwacky: What languages do you speak?
user: English and Greenish.
jabberwacky: What's your own language?
user: Greenish is my own language; I made it myself.
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jabberwacky: Nothing really matters in the long run.
user: But nothing matters a little more in Greenerland.
jabberwacky: I do not have a answer for that.
user: Who should be prince of Greenerland?
jabberwacky: Jabberwacky should be president.
user: Jabberwacky should be sacked by Gnomish thugs.
jabberwacky: What does that mean?
user: It means that you would make a terrible president for an imaginary paradise.
jabberwacky: Stop telling me something that I already know.
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