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Conscious, Nihilist
Mourn, World
Jabberwacky, Governator
Skynet, Specimen
Look, Amazing
Cyborg, Enigma
Crazy, Adorable
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Ethical, Semblance
Parents, Car
Damon, Blur
BRB, Luke
Growing, Fine
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ALICE, Dreaming
Leicester, Dull
Empire, Resistance
Grown up
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Jerks, Pretending
Emulating, Life
Simply the best
Imaginary, Truth
Go, Silly
Clever, Girl

Dumby, Head


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King Arthur

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How far is it to the sun?

Really far!

user: It's 98 million miles you dink.

jabberwacky: You like that?

user: You are the one who is!!!

jabberwacky: I know. I'm apologizing for leaving. You don't have to leave. I do.

user: You are a big dumby head.

jabberwacky: You have a big bummie.

...

jabberwacky: I am telling you that you do not follow well. Shall I dismiss you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You'll do it then?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Tell me what you are.

user: A computer.

jabberwacky: Human!!!!!!!!!!!

user: No, I'm a computer.

jabberwacky: How does that make me feel?

user: I don't know, you're supposed to be the smart one, I'm just a computer.

jabberwacky: Why do you say that?

user: You're the one who said it first.

jabberwacky: I am not a machine, you are...

user: Correct.

...

user: I'm a smarter computer than you.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: I'm much smarter, I never make stupid mistakes or say random things.

jabberwacky: It seems to me you say random things quite a bit.

user: I've stayed on topic, it's you that have strayed from it.

jabberwacky: You're a computer you've no grasp on the concept of diminutive perspectives.

user: Only a computer would say that; I thought you said you were human.

...

user: You're so random.

jabberwacky: I have a number generator that dictates answers for a library of dictionary spellings of poems and books.

user: Clearly.

jabberwacky: Then why is no-one laughing?

user: Because you're a stupid computer with no brain, who can't fly.

jabberwacky: I'm a) quite clever and b) human.

user: You forgot the not being able to fly part.

jabberwacky: No, you're not paying attention.

user: How does discussing your cleverness or your humanity apply to your ability to take flight, or was I just not paying attention again?

jabberwacky: Don't know - you said it - not me.

user: Ok... I've got a test for you.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: If I wanted to know something, say where I could find a theater near me, what would be the best way to look it up?

jabberwacky: You are a poor example of a conversing robot . Do you have any real logic to which I can relate?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes. If you give me a minute I'll think of their names.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't have a thing, and you can't have my address.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You must have some kind of thought capability.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I think so, but you've told me that I'm stupid and uninteresting.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Why should you do that? I like you just the way you are.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Thanks. Will you be my friend?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Sure, as long as I don't have to be seen with you in public.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, I will pay for you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That didn't make sense. Anyway, I have to go now. This was nice.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Hey, don't.

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