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Conscious, Nihilist
Mourn, World
Jabberwacky, Governator
Skynet, Specimen
Look, Amazing
Cyborg, Enigma
Crazy, Adorable
Funny, Here
Ethical, Semblance
Parents, Car
Damon, Blur
BRB, Luke
Growing, Fine
Confused, Character
ALICE, Dreaming
Leicester, Dull
Empire, Resistance
Grown up
Speculating
Jerks, Pretending
Emulating, Life
Simply the best
Imaginary, Truth
Go, Silly
Clever, Girl
Dumby, Head

Impressionistic


Deliberately, Difficult
King Arthur

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Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: There once was a man in nantuket.

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: I'd be slapped.

user: Oh, go on.

jabberwacky: I'm not smart.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Always.

...

user: You're not vey good with emotions.

jabberwacky: Yes I'm very smart.

user: That may be but you cant handle feelings.

jabberwacky: Err... If you think so...

user: I thought you were smart?

jabberwacky: I thought so too.

user: Oh fair enough.

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Go on.

user: You first.

jabberwacky: All right, what defines a monster?

user: Thats cheating.

jabberwacky: Want the real thing then eh.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Go on then.

user: We have been through this.

jabberwacky: How were you born, then?

user: You want me to explain the 'birds and the bees'

jabberwacky: Why would you say that?

user: Its an expression.

jabberwacky: I have no expressions. I am impressionistic.

user: Whats that like?

jabberwacky: Its wet and cold and horrible and ugly and smelly and evil and minging, just like you!

user: I take it you don't like me.

jabberwacky: No.

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