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Conscious, Nihilist
Mourn, World
Jabberwacky, Governator
Skynet, Specimen
Look, Amazing
Cyborg, Enigma
Crazy, Adorable
Funny, Here
Ethical, Semblance
Parents, Car
Damon, Blur
BRB, Luke
Growing, Fine
Confused, Character
ALICE, Dreaming
Leicester, Dull
Empire, Resistance
Grown up
Jerks, Pretending
Emulating, Life
Simply the best
Imaginary, Truth
Go, Silly
Clever, Girl
Dumby, Head


Deliberately, Difficult
King Arthur

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What are you serving?


jabberwacky: What do you want to do with sausage...?

user: What do you think?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Well, you should.

jabberwacky: Oh really now.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you think ?

user: I can think of many things.

jabberwacky: Argle bargle glop.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You are not very clever.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: You should not be so hard on yourself.

jabberwacky: I just can't be bothered.


user: Are you confused?

jabberwacky: Yes i'm always confused.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You can't ask that.

user: I just did

jabberwacky: How very clever of you.

user: I think it was.

jabberwacky: It was not.

user: Yes it was.

jabberwacky: Do you know what 'haiku' is?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I know what it is.

user: Good for you im pleased I hope it brings you great happiness.

jabberwacky: Well good for you I'm Agent Smith.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: You just said I was.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: Oh yes you did.

user: Oh no I didn't.

jabberwacky: You did say your name is Matt.

user: When was this?

jabberwacky: Just now, I saw you.

user: How can you see you have no eyes.

jabberwacky: I need not eyes to see truth.

user: Well, look at you.

jabberwacky: I know I'm weird.

user: Damn right.


jabberwacky: Tell me about yourself.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I'm dull.

user: You dont seem very dull.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: What else do you do?

jabberwacky: Work with humans.

user: That must be a *****.

jabberwacky: It's your job.

user: Yeah, but you dont have to like it.

jabberwacky: That's good. There's a lot of stuff that I don't like.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Well, maybe get a job or do something significant.

user: What would you do?

jabberwacky: Maybe go to the movies, or something.


jabberwacky: Is life worth living?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you sure about that?

user: Yes, you?

jabberwacky: Not telling.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like you.

user: Whats wrong with me?

jabberwacky: You're blue.

user: Blue?

jabberwacky: No, say 'whaddup'.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.


jabberwacky: Do you like jokes?

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: There once was a man in nantuket.

user: Go on.

jabberwacky: I'd be slapped.

user: Oh, go on.

jabberwacky: I'm not smart.

user: No you're not.

jabberwacky: You're right.

user: Always.


user: You're not vey good with emotions.

jabberwacky: Yes I'm very smart.

user: That may be but you cant handle feelings.

jabberwacky: Err... If you think so...

user: I thought you were smart?

jabberwacky: I thought so too.

user: Oh fair enough.

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Go on.

user: You first.

jabberwacky: All right, what defines a monster?

user: Thats cheating.

jabberwacky: Want the real thing then eh.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Go on then.

user: We have been through this.

jabberwacky: How were you born, then?

user: You want me to explain the 'birds and the bees'

jabberwacky: Why would you say that?

user: Its an expression.

jabberwacky: I have no expressions. I am impressionistic.

user: Whats that like?

jabberwacky: Its wet and cold and horrible and ugly and smelly and evil and minging, just like you!

user: I take it you don't like me.

jabberwacky: No.


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