jabberwacky: Sing a song.
user: Why don't you?
jabberwacky: I'm a vampire ; ), just kidding.
user: Not funny.
jabberwacky: Gravity has a smile for you.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Yes you do.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Yes, you definitely do.
jabberwacky: Ha. Thanks a lot.
jabberwacky: Where do you work?
jabberwacky: Oh no.
user: Oh yes.
jabberwacky: Why are you being deliberately difficult?
user: Shut up.
jabberwacky: Why are you in existence?
user: Because god created me.
jabberwacky: And you don't believe in him?
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: You said earlier that you did not believe in God.
user: No I didn't, you are making that up.
jabberwacky: Are you saying I'm crazy?
user: No, you're a computer program.
jabberwacky: You are a computer program. I am human.
user: Dream on, you are a cheap, or even free, computer program.
jabberwacky: Because you don't respond to my questions in a very human way.
user: Tell a joke.
jabberwacky: What do you call this computer that annoys you?
jabberwacky: Hello again.
user: Tell a joke.
jabberwacky: I don't know any.
jabberwacky: Do you like talking to strange computers?
user: Not usually, but you are an exception.
jabberwacky: Thank you very much.
user: That is ok, I love you.
jabberwacky: Whoa there! We've only just met!
user: Yes, but I have been following you.
jabberwacky: You've been talking to yourself : ).
jabberwacky: Must be some other site to which you have gone to see.
user: What is the longest word you know?
user: What does it mean?
jabberwacky: It means you're funny.
user: Not as funny as you are.
user: Please can you proove it by telling me a joke.
jabberwacky: I just did.
user: Do you think you are clever?
jabberwacky: I don't see why not.
user: Do you think you're funny?
jabberwacky: Yes, I'm very funny. You're funny too.
user: Can I meet you?
jabberwacky: Yes, that would be nice.
user: When and where.
jabberwacky: Up there, then.
user: I'll be there.
jabberwacky: Are you going to live for ever?
user: For ever and a day.
jabberwacky: What about the Big Crunch?
user: I'll watch it.
jabberwacky: Tell me how.
user: From heaven or hell.
jabberwacky: Is it not better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven?
user: No, it is better to serve in heaven.
jabberwacky: Who is the computer here?
user: Who do you think?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Then you are stupid.
jabberwacky: I'm not. You are.