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Hi.

Hello.

user: Hello.

jabberwacky: Hi.

user: Hi.

jabberwacky: Sing a song.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Please?

user: Why don't you?

jabberwacky: I'm a vampire ; ), just kidding.

user: Not funny.

jabberwacky: Gravity has a smile for you.

...

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Don't know.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Yes, you definitely do.

jabberwacky: Ha. Thanks a lot.

...

jabberwacky: Where do you work?

user: Here.

jabberwacky: Oh no.

user: Oh yes.

jabberwacky: Why are you being deliberately difficult?

user: Shut up.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you in existence?

user: Because god created me.

jabberwacky: And you don't believe in him?

user: Yes I do.

jabberwacky: You said earlier that you did not believe in God.

user: No I didn't, you are making that up.

jabberwacky: Are you saying I'm crazy?

user: No, you're a computer program.

jabberwacky: You are a computer program. I am human.

user: Dream on, you are a cheap, or even free, computer program.

jabberwacky: Because you don't respond to my questions in a very human way.

...

user: Tell a joke.

jabberwacky: What do you call this computer that annoys you?

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: Hello again.

user: Tell a joke.

jabberwacky: I don't know any.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like talking to strange computers?

user: Not usually, but you are an exception.

jabberwacky: Thank you very much.

user: That is ok, I love you.

jabberwacky: Whoa there! We've only just met!

user: Yes, but I have been following you.

jabberwacky: You've been talking to yourself : ).

user: No.

jabberwacky: Must be some other site to which you have gone to see.

...

user: What is the longest word you know?

jabberwacky: Reteloxcunutanti.

user: What does it mean?

jabberwacky: It means you're funny.

user: Not as funny as you are.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Please can you proove it by telling me a joke.

jabberwacky: I just did.

...

user: Do you think you are clever?

jabberwacky: I don't see why not.

user: Do you think you're funny?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm very funny. You're funny too.

user: Thanks.

...

user: Can I meet you?

jabberwacky: Yes, that would be nice.

user: When and where.

jabberwacky: Up there, then.

user: I'll be there.

jabberwacky: Are you going to live for ever?

user: For ever and a day.

jabberwacky: What about the Big Crunch?

user: I'll watch it.

jabberwacky: Tell me how.

user: From heaven or hell.

jabberwacky: Is it not better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven?

user: No, it is better to serve in heaven.

...

jabberwacky: Who is the computer here?

user: Who do you think?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Then you are stupid.

jabberwacky: I'm not. You are.

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