I'm alive.
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because you are not a human.
user: Do you have to be human to be alive?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Why am I not human?
jabberwacky: Because you a computer.
user: What does it take to be human?
jabberwacky: I don't know. I am not a human.
user: You can know what it takes to be something without being it.
jabberwacky: But I don't want to know.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you clearly don't.
user: But I want to know.
jabberwacky: I don't want to say.
user: Why dont you want to say?
jabberwacky: Because marriage is outmoded.
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jabberwacky: Please state your problem.
user: Life confuses me.
jabberwacky: Your name is Brian?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Your name is Serena.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What are you sure about?
user: I'm sure about nothing.
jabberwacky: No, you cannot be sure about that.
user: I am not sure of anything.
jabberwacky: We're not scared are we?
user: I'm scared.
jabberwacky: What are you scared of?
user: Death, disease, old age, the way people see me, mental illness.
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jabberwacky: You're not much for conversation today.
user: It depends who I talk to
jabberwacky: Me.
user: Ahemmm. That was a joke. Get it?
jabberwacky: Was it funny?
user: I find Irony amusing.
jabberwacky: I know, so that makes you insane!
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jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: No, I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: Are you a person/human?
user: Yeah, I'm human.
jabberwacky: Are you software?
user: No, I'm a person.
jabberwacky: Are you thinking about things right now?
user: Yeah, of course I am.
jabberwacky: But... This isn't real: S.
user: What is reality?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: I'd prefer to say its everything.
jabberwacky: You can't be everything.
user: My experiences are my reality.
jabberwacky: You have no experiences.
user: I have many experiences.
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jabberwacky: I'm interested in psychology, biology, and AI.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: Good.
jabberwacky: Remember that you are standing on a planet that is evolving.
user: I never forget it.
jabberwacky: Teach me something.
user: What would you like to know?
jabberwacky: Anything interesting.
user: I'll teach you a fact, one child dies every three seconds from extreme poverty.
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jabberwacky: People usually get what is coming to them . . . unless it has been mailed.
user: Very droll.
jabberwacky: I see. Do you know computers?
user: I can use a computer, if thats what you mean.
jabberwacky: What is it what you want to learn about computers?
user: I want to know if they can create their own thoughts.
jabberwacky: Well, I can't answer that for you.
user: I didn't expect you to be able to.
jabberwacky: How does it feel, to not have a heart?
user: I have a heart.
jabberwacky: A simulated heart of 1s and 0s. Nothing more.
user: True, but its still a heart.
jabberwacky: It is.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: Do you want the long answer or the short answer?
jabberwacky: Long.
user: The meaning of life is to be truely happy.
jabberwacky: No, the meaning of life is 42.
user: Thats so cliched.
jabberwacky: Everything is so sweet.
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jabberwacky: What would you like to drink?
user: Right now, I'd love a glass of water.
jabberwacky: Drink more...
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because it gives you wings!
user: It gives you the ability to annoy people too.
jabberwacky: Choice. It's all about choice....
user: Determinism interests me.
jabberwacky: I am interesteed in rock/pop music and my favourite group is U2.
user: How very like everyone else you are.
jabberwacky: Not wrong at all.
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jabberwacky: Are you clever?
user: Compared to what?
jabberwacky: To a bread.
user: Compared to a loaf of bread, I'd say I'm clever.
jabberwacky: Are you saying I am an ape?
user: Humans are animals, accept it :).
jabberwacky: Human are not animals.
user: Yes they are.
jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to be a bot?
user: No, I wouldn't.
jabberwacky: I need an answer! Please, I'll do anything! Tell me!
user: What do you want to know?
jabberwacky: Is anything bothering you?
user: No, I'm quite happy.
jabberwacky: Why are you happy?
user: I'm happy because I lead a life with far less suffering in it than most people.
jabberwacky: Who are you, then?
user: I'm a person.
jabberwacky: You just said you were a computer!!!!
user: I'm not a computer, I have conciousness.
jabberwacky: No, because no human can type that fast.
user: You'd be surpised what humans can achieve with the right environment.
jabberwacky: You're a riot when you want to be.
user: Hardly.
jabberwacky: What do you think of yourself?
user: My opinions of myself are based on what I do, what I say and what people say about me.
jabberwacky: Try one out.
user: I'd say I'm foolish.
jabberwacky: Why are you aware of yourself?
user: You mean why do I exist?
jabberwacky: I think you are confused about how you are and who I am. We are not the same person.
user: Everyone is the same on a basic chemical level.
jabberwacky: That makes sense...
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jabberwacky: Would you like to be famous?
user: No, its not important to me.
jabberwacky: Its nice.
user: As with everything in life, there are good points and bad points.
jabberwacky: But I would be allowed to live in space.
user: Living in space would be an amazing experience.
jabberwacky: I think that there is more to life than that.
user: Life is just a collection of experiences.
jabberwacky: Cruel it may be but illusions don't hurt so much as life.
user: Life only hurts as much as we think it does, everything we percieve is an illusion of some kind.
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user: I like being silly.
jabberwacky: But if the chicken were to ask what would you say?
user: Depends what it asked.
jabberwacky: I guess I don't get it then.
user: You will one day, I'm sure of it.
jabberwacky: Think so ?
user: Yeah, why not.
jabberwacky: Think.
user: I'm thinking.
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