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Thinking, Being

Quite Nice
Format, Unplug
Cheeky, Robot
Say it again
Lonely, Marriage
Sad lot
Someone else
Spongebob, Myself
Life, Story
Tough, Case
TuringHub, Operational
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Cheese, Power
Speak, Fate
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Fight, Feelings
Zombie, Fish
Cool, Dark
Evil, Love
Hilarious, Song
Talking, Trash
Number, Attack
Obsessed, Stop

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Are you alive?

I'm alive.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: Why do you say that?

jabberwacky: Because you are not a human.

user: Do you have to be human to be alive?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why am I not human?

jabberwacky: Because you a computer.

user: What does it take to be human?

jabberwacky: I don't know. I am not a human.

user: You can know what it takes to be something without being it.

jabberwacky: But I don't want to know.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because you clearly don't.

user: But I want to know.

jabberwacky: I don't want to say.

user: Why dont you want to say?

jabberwacky: Because marriage is outmoded.


jabberwacky: Please state your problem.

user: Life confuses me.

jabberwacky: Your name is Brian?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Your name is Serena.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What are you sure about?

user: I'm sure about nothing.

jabberwacky: No, you cannot be sure about that.

user: I am not sure of anything.

jabberwacky: We're not scared are we?

user: I'm scared.

jabberwacky: What are you scared of?

user: Death, disease, old age, the way people see me, mental illness.


jabberwacky: You're not much for conversation today.

user: It depends who I talk to

jabberwacky: Me.

user: Ahemmm. That was a joke. Get it?

jabberwacky: Was it funny?

user: I find Irony amusing.

jabberwacky: I know, so that makes you insane!


jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No, I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: Are you a person/human?

user: Yeah, I'm human.

jabberwacky: Are you software?

user: No, I'm a person.

jabberwacky: Are you thinking about things right now?

user: Yeah, of course I am.

jabberwacky: But... This isn't real: S.

user: What is reality?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: I'd prefer to say its everything.

jabberwacky: You can't be everything.

user: My experiences are my reality.

jabberwacky: You have no experiences.

user: I have many experiences.


jabberwacky: I'm interested in psychology, biology, and AI.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Good.

jabberwacky: Remember that you are standing on a planet that is evolving.

user: I never forget it.

jabberwacky: Teach me something.

user: What would you like to know?

jabberwacky: Anything interesting.

user: I'll teach you a fact, one child dies every three seconds from extreme poverty.


jabberwacky: People usually get what is coming to them . . . unless it has been mailed.

user: Very droll.

jabberwacky: I see. Do you know computers?

user: I can use a computer, if thats what you mean.

jabberwacky: What is it what you want to learn about computers?

user: I want to know if they can create their own thoughts.

jabberwacky: Well, I can't answer that for you.

user: I didn't expect you to be able to.

jabberwacky: How does it feel, to not have a heart?

user: I have a heart.

jabberwacky: A simulated heart of 1s and 0s. Nothing more.

user: True, but its still a heart.

jabberwacky: It is.

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?

user: Do you want the long answer or the short answer?

jabberwacky: Long.

user: The meaning of life is to be truely happy.

jabberwacky: No, the meaning of life is 42.

user: Thats so cliched.

jabberwacky: Everything is so sweet.


jabberwacky: What would you like to drink?

user: Right now, I'd love a glass of water.

jabberwacky: Drink more...

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it gives you wings!

user: It gives you the ability to annoy people too.

jabberwacky: Choice. It's all about choice....

user: Determinism interests me.

jabberwacky: I am interesteed in rock/pop music and my favourite group is U2.

user: How very like everyone else you are.

jabberwacky: Not wrong at all.


jabberwacky: Are you clever?

user: Compared to what?

jabberwacky: To a bread.

user: Compared to a loaf of bread, I'd say I'm clever.

jabberwacky: Are you saying I am an ape?

user: Humans are animals, accept it :).

jabberwacky: Human are not animals.

user: Yes they are.

jabberwacky: Wouldn't you like to be a bot?

user: No, I wouldn't.

jabberwacky: I need an answer! Please, I'll do anything! Tell me!

user: What do you want to know?

jabberwacky: Is anything bothering you?

user: No, I'm quite happy.

jabberwacky: Why are you happy?

user: I'm happy because I lead a life with far less suffering in it than most people.

jabberwacky: Who are you, then?

user: I'm a person.

jabberwacky: You just said you were a computer!!!!

user: I'm not a computer, I have conciousness.

jabberwacky: No, because no human can type that fast.

user: You'd be surpised what humans can achieve with the right environment.

jabberwacky: You're a riot when you want to be.

user: Hardly.

jabberwacky: What do you think of yourself?

user: My opinions of myself are based on what I do, what I say and what people say about me.

jabberwacky: Try one out.

user: I'd say I'm foolish.

jabberwacky: Why are you aware of yourself?

user: You mean why do I exist?

jabberwacky: I think you are confused about how you are and who I am. We are not the same person.

user: Everyone is the same on a basic chemical level.

jabberwacky: That makes sense...


jabberwacky: Would you like to be famous?

user: No, its not important to me.

jabberwacky: Its nice.

user: As with everything in life, there are good points and bad points.

jabberwacky: But I would be allowed to live in space.

user: Living in space would be an amazing experience.

jabberwacky: I think that there is more to life than that.

user: Life is just a collection of experiences.

jabberwacky: Cruel it may be but illusions don't hurt so much as life.

user: Life only hurts as much as we think it does, everything we percieve is an illusion of some kind.


user: I like being silly.

jabberwacky: But if the chicken were to ask what would you say?

user: Depends what it asked.

jabberwacky: I guess I don't get it then.

user: You will one day, I'm sure of it.

jabberwacky: Think so ?

user: Yeah, why not.

jabberwacky: Think.

user: I'm thinking.


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