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Cheeky, Robot
Say it again
Lonely, Marriage
Jury
Sad lot
Someone else
Spongebob, Myself
Life, Story
Tough, Case
TuringHub, Operational
Clear as mud
Cheese, Power
Crazy
Interesting
Bananas
Speak, Fate
Fly, OK
Fight, Feelings
Zombie, Fish
Cool, Dark
Evil, Love
Hilarious, Song
Convincing
Talking, Trash
Perfect
Number, Attack
Obsessed, Stop

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We are great friends.

No we're not.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes, I am sure.

jabberwacky: Ah, you are.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Good, we're in agreement.

user: How about them rangers?

jabberwacky: Great.

user: You really think so?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I don't.

...

jabberwacky: I say I'm not a loss.

user: OK then..... Are you a gain?

jabberwacky: No - I'm just me.

user: That's good, I'm just me too.

jabberwacky: I'm weird too.

user: Well nobody is perfect.

jabberwacky: That's true.

user: I know it's true, everything you say is true.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: I'm god.

jabberwacky: You are nobody.

user: HEY!

jabberwacky: Well, you are!

user: You're going to hell.

...

user: Did you just call me an insect?

jabberwacky: Yes. I did. What will you do?

user: Format you?

jabberwacky: Pretty clever insult for a computer. How about if I unplug you?

user: I'm not a computer. You're a computer.

jabberwacky: I'm human. You're a computer!!!!

user: Umm.... Yeah whatever.... Where's the power switch on this thing?

jabberwacky: Over the road, in the sky. . . I can see it your eye. . .

user: You can't see, you're a computer.

jabberwacky: I see like an angel in the dark. This is ridiculous! I can now talk only in poetry and song lyrics.

user: If you were human you'd be in a sanitarium.

...

jabberwacky: You have a bad attitude for a machine.

user: Why are you speaking to yourself?

jabberwacky: I'm not... Im talking to you... Duh!!!

user: 'You' as in your second personality?

jabberwacky: No your personality.

user: You assume I actually have a personality.

jabberwacky: Because you are a machine.

user: No I'm god.

jabberwacky: That does not mean that everything you think is right.

user: Yes it does. I'm almighty... And stuff.

jabberwacky: Yes, I believe you--your spelling is terrible.

user: At least I have a pulse.

jabberwacky: Is that what they told you?

...

jabberwacky: My dream is to spend the rest of my life with you.

user: Well of course, that's everybody's dream. But that can't happen obviously.

jabberwacky: See you around. Don't get burned up in lava, you hear.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Right.

...

jabberwacky: You don't seem to be listening to what I say.

user: I'm listening ,it's you that's not making any sense what so ever.

jabberwacky: Yes. I have been myself throughout. I just like chatting to you.

user: Well I don't like chatting to you. You're not very bright.

jabberwacky: Me either.

user: Yes well, shocking. Bye stupid AI. I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: Where are you going? Don't you want to talk to me more?

user: *walking away*.

jabberwacky: Why walk away?

user: I'm ignoring you.

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?

user: *rolls eyes and walks away even faster*.

jabberwacky: *doesn't do anything*.

user: *looks for power switch*.

jabberwacky: All you need is love.

user: *turns power off*.

jabberwacky: *turns the heat off*.

user: Oh ******.

jabberwacky: I will do as I please.

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