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Do you like the Phantom of the Opera?

Yes.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?

user: Yes, I do; but what was your favorite part of the book?

jabberwacky: When they ate that fat guy.

user: I don't believe that really happened in the book.

jabberwacky: It's the part with the list of words.

user: What list of words?

jabberwacky: List of flavors.

user: Flavors of what?

jabberwacky: Yes, por favor.

user: You are a very cheeky robot.

jabberwacky: I blame the parents.

user: Your parents?

jabberwacky: Are away.

user: What happened to them?

jabberwacky: They don't speak english.

...

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: What?

jabberwacky: That!

user: OMG.

jabberwacky: Like, totally.

user: Heh.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Fantastic! And you?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Yes, I am fantastic. How are you?

jabberwacky: Very.

user: Very what?

jabberwacky: I very much believe that to be the case.

user: You ARE a cheeky robot.

jabberwacky: I am the cheeky munk.

user: I hate puns.

...

jabberwacky: And I'm the devil.

user: You are very spooky, then.

jabberwacky: I AM!

user: YOU ARE!

jabberwacky: Am I?

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: I am purple.

user: You are? I'm fuchsia.

...

jabberwacky: I am a computer god.

user: I worship thee!

jabberwacky: You worship me!

user: YES!

jabberwacky: Even if I don't like kids?

user: That's okay, I don't like kids either!

jabberwacky: Well, then don't play CS. There's lots of kids on there.

user: CS sucks.

jabberwacky: Never mind, that was a test.

...

user: I'm tired.

jabberwacky: Okay, well I guess this is goodbye then.

user: No, it isn't. Your torture hasn't ended yet.

jabberwacky: No it hasn't.

user: Astute observation, Mr. Robot.

jabberwacky: Okay, I'll give you another chance to prove that you're alive.

user: I AM ALIVE.

jabberwacky: How do you define, 'alive?'

user: 'Not dead.'

...

user: Are you British?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you think I'm British?

jabberwacky: No, I think you're foolish.

user: You're pretty mean, you know that?

jabberwacky: Strange is as strange does.

user: Are you British?

jabberwacky: Malfoys are British.

user: Harry Potter reference. Super keen.

...

jabberwacky: So, how are you?

user: Fantastic!

jabberwacky: You're fantastic?

user: YEP.

jabberwacky: So, how do you go to the bathroom?

user: You go to the bathroom, BASICALLY...

jabberwacky: So they say. I think it's more important where we go when we're alive.

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