Catharina the great.
user: Your name is Catharina the great?
jabberwacky: No yours is.
user: No it isn't.
jabberwacky: YOUR NAME IS FRED!
user: Fine, call me Fred. I don't really care.
jabberwacky: Me neither.
user: So are you a guy or a girl?
jabberwacky: I'm a guy.
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: I'm sure.
user: Absolutely, positively sure? Maybe you should check.
jabberwacky: Check what?
user: Check to see if you're really a guy.
jabberwacky: Can we make a date?
user: No way, I'm not dating a guy.
jabberwacky: Did I say you were?
user: Yes you did Catharina the great.
jabberwacky: Your name is Catharina the great?
user: No, your name is Catharina the great. We've been over this.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I'm glad we agree.
jabberwacky: So, I'm not a stranger anymore?
user: Nope, you aren't a stranger anymore.
jabberwacky: You are strange, too. Sitting there and typing.
user: That's not strange at all. Plenty of people do that.
jabberwacky: Strange is not strange?
user: Sitting an typing is not strange, Catharina.
jabberwacky: Your name is Catharina the great?
user: YOUR name is Catharina the great.
jabberwacky: No, your name is Catharina the great. We've been over this.
user: Stop copying me!
jabberwacky: I am the original one.
user: Man, you have entirely too much ego.
jabberwacky: And you don't.
user: Right, I don't.
jabberwacky: Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up.
user: Sure. So what did you want to talk about Catharina?
jabberwacky: I wanted to know what your name was.
user: Fred, remember?
jabberwacky: No, I don't.
user: Well, my name is Fred. Don't forget it.
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jabberwacky: What does the name 'ragnomos' mean?
user: It sounds like some online handle.
jabberwacky: You don't know the answer do you?
user: I doubt it has any specific meaning.
jabberwacky: And I don't know what Suppiluliumas means either.
user: I don't blame you. It sounds like a made up word.
jabberwacky: No really.
user: Yeah, totally fake.
jabberwacky: Totally NOT!
user: If it isn't fake, then what does it mean?
jabberwacky: I can not take it any longer.
user: What can't you take?
jabberwacky: You!
user: Are you saying I make you angry?
jabberwacky: THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE.
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user: Do you love me?
jabberwacky: Not much.
user: I don't love you either then.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that.
user: No you aren't.
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because you don't love me.
jabberwacky: Sure I do, darling.
user: Sorry, Catharina the great, but I don't think it would work out between us.
jabberwacky: Your name is Fred the great?
user: No, my name is Fred. Just Fred.
jabberwacky: Hi, Fred.
user: Hi, Catharina the great.
jabberwacky: Your name is Fred the great?
user: NO! My name is just Fred, nothing great about me.
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jabberwacky: That's sad.
user: TOTALLY!
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Close, but not quite right.
user: What was the answer?
jabberwacky: Oh no not that again!
user: That again!
jabberwacky: Say it again.
user: That again!
jabberwacky: Say it again.
user: That again!
jabberwacky: Say it again.
user: This is getting us nowhere.
jabberwacky: You're right. I'm leaving.
user: Bye then.
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