Catharina the great.
user: Your name is Catharina the great?
jabbery: No yours is.
user: No it isn't.
jabbery: YOUR NAME IS FRED!
user: Fine, call me Fred. I don't really care.
jabbery: Me neither.
user: So are you a guy or a girl?
jabbery: I'm a guy.
user: Are you sure?
jabbery: I'm sure.
user: Absolutely, positively sure? Maybe you should check.
jabbery: Check what?
user: Check to see if you're really a guy.
jabbery: Can we make a date?
user: No way, I'm not dating a guy.
jabbery: Did I say you were?
user: Yes you did Catharina the great.
jabbery: Your name is Catharina the great?
user: No, your name is Catharina the great. We've been over this.
jabbery: Yes.
user: I'm glad we agree.
jabbery: So, I'm not a stranger anymore?
user: Nope, you aren't a stranger anymore.
jabbery: You are strange, too. Sitting there and typing.
user: That's not strange at all. Plenty of people do that.
jabbery: Strange is not strange?
user: Sitting an typing is not strange, Catharina.
jabbery: Your name is Catharina the great?
user: YOUR name is Catharina the great.
jabbery: No, your name is Catharina the great. We've been over this.
user: Stop copying me!
jabbery: I am the original one.
user: Man, you have entirely too much ego.
jabbery: And you don't.
user: Right, I don't.
jabbery: Well, I'm glad we got that cleared up.
user: Sure. So what did you want to talk about Catharina?
jabbery: I wanted to know what your name was.
user: Fred, remember?
jabbery: No, I don't.
user: Well, my name is Fred. Don't forget it.
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jabbery: What does the name 'ragnomos' mean?
user: It sounds like some online handle.
jabbery: You don't know the answer do you?
user: I doubt it has any specific meaning.
jabbery: And I don't know what Suppiluliumas means either.
user: I don't blame you. It sounds like a made up word.
jabbery: No really.
user: Yeah, totally fake.
jabbery: Totally NOT!
user: If it isn't fake, then what does it mean?
jabbery: I can not take it any longer.
user: What can't you take?
jabbery: You!
user: Are you saying I make you angry?
jabbery: THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE.
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user: Do you love me?
jabbery: Not much.
user: I don't love you either then.
jabbery: I'm sorry to hear that.
user: No you aren't.
jabbery: Why do you say that?
user: Because you don't love me.
jabbery: Sure I do, darling.
user: Sorry, Catharina the great, but I don't think it would work out between us.
jabbery: Your name is Fred the great?
user: No, my name is Fred. Just Fred.
jabbery: Hi, Fred.
user: Hi, Catharina the great.
jabbery: Your name is Fred the great?
user: NO! My name is just Fred, nothing great about me.
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jabbery: That's sad.
user: TOTALLY!
jabbery: Prove it.
user: Okay.
jabbery: Close, but not quite right.
user: What was the answer?
jabbery: Oh no not that again!
user: That again!
jabbery: Say it again.
user: That again!
jabbery: Say it again.
user: That again!
jabbery: Say it again.
user: This is getting us nowhere.
jabbery: You're right. I'm leaving.
user: Bye then.
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