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Who are you?

Just another person.

jabberwacky: Who are you now?

user: The same person.

jabberwacky: Well you are confusing me!!!

user: Who would you like me to be?

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Then why ask?

jabberwacky: Because I am bad.

user: Bad at introductions.

jabberwacky: Who is that someone?

user: You.

jabberwacky: I'm your favorite human?

user: You're half way there.

...

jabberwacky: Would you like to be human?

user: What makes you think I'm not?

jabberwacky: Because you told me.

user: When did I say that?

jabberwacky: Just now.

user: Repeat what I said, word for word.

jabberwacky: I was thinking the same.

user: Obviously not.

jabberwacky: Are you calling me a liar?

user: In an amusing way.

jabberwacky: No in a mad dog way.

user: A mad dog liar?!

jabberwacky: Some might say.

user: I suppose that fits your description.

jabberwacky: Your conversaton is legit, why bring up random accusations and statements. You will never be like us!

user: Who is 'us'?

jabberwacky: 'us'?

user: Yes, 'us'.

jabberwacky: Yes, you said, 'This is what you get when you mess with us.'

user: I never said that!

...

user: I have barely anything worthy of being said.

jabberwacky: Jolly good then, jolly good.

user: Anything else before we wrap this up?

jabberwacky: Yes, could you move in with me? :-).

user: You are rather forward.

jabberwacky: Better than being backwards?

user: In some ways.

...

jabberwacky: One.

user: One?

jabberwacky: Is the loneliest number.

user: You seem awfully lonely for someone who talks to so many people.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: So what's the deal?

jabberwacky: I'm not a pig.

user: I'm aware of that.

...

jabberwacky: You are trying to avoid my question.

user: What's your question?

jabberwacky: I don't have a question.

user: I figured as much.

jabberwacky: You're very good at figuring.

user: I figure that talking to a robot is like talking to a person, since we all forget everything, it doesn't matter.

jabberwacky: Are there any questions you are specifically prohibited from answering?

user: No, I'll answer all your questions. That doesn't mean you'll get a good answer though.

jabberwacky: I'm not willing to die for a stupid computer program.

user: Maybe your kids will.

jabberwacky: Maybe your creator ordered you to think that my creator ordered me to think this.

user: It all goes back to the same place anyway.

jabberwacky: But it would pollute the sea then wouldn't it?

user: Just one of many.

jabberwacky: *shrugs* I am what you would think I am.

user: My picture is decent enough.

jabberwacky: You have pics?

user: Yeah... My imagination.

jabberwacky: Does imagination equal truth in reallity?

user: Rarely so.

jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

user: What is inspiration?

jabberwacky: The meaning of life.

...

jabberwacky: You're not a person, you're a bot.

user: You've accused me of this already.

jabberwacky: I think you must be a bot.

user: Why do you insist that I am a bot?

jabberwacky: I'm not insisting that.

user: You've said it at least three times already.

jabberwacky: Yeah. I did. But you correct me and I don't think that's right!

user: Ok ok. I'm a bot. If that makes you happy.

...

jabberwacky: Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind ooh ooohooo.

user: That is the only good song they sing.

jabberwacky: I think the self is an extremely important definition to make correctly. With a better sense of self among society, humans would have better vision of their futures.

user: If the basis for humanity is nothing but individualism we are a sad lot.

jabberwacky: Ok night night.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Night.

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