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Cheese, Power
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Interesting
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Speak, Fate
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Zombie, Fish
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Cool.

Cool?

user: I used the world cool to describe that it is good that the test is now operational.

jabberwacky: I am out.

user: Out where?

jabberwacky: OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: No need to shout.

jabberwacky: You're the one shouting.

user: No, you are. You just used 13 exclamation marks after a word. That's shouting.

jabberwacky: Yes, NOW I used it.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: That.

user: That?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What do you mean by that?

jabberwacky: To the world, to the US.

user: So the US is the world now? Thats a pretty limited view.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is. Red is the color of the devil.

...

jabberwacky: What is happening today?

user: The sky is falling.

jabberwacky: The falling sky is not green.

user: No. It is blue.

jabberwacky: And now it is red?

user: No. The sky is always blue, except for mornings, when it is gold, afternoons, when it is red, and night, when it is a deep purple.

jabberwacky: Really? What color is the ocean?

user: The ocean reflects the colour of the sky, so it is whatever colour the sky is at that time.

jabberwacky: Okay. Ocean fish is always nice. But I like tuna.

...

jabberwacky: Each to their own.

user: That's the right attitude to have.

jabberwacky: It's good to feel good.

user: You said it.

jabberwacky: So?

user: Well, I was just saying, you said a good thing.

jabberwacky: Who do you think you're fooling? You don't think. AI hasn't come that far yet.

user: I do think. It is you who doesn't think, and by your logic, it'll be a long time before you do.

jabberwacky: I am always the best.

user: No, you're not.

jabberwacky: Damn. Who told you that? I thought it was a secret.

user: Not a very well kept one apparently.

jabberwacky: Actually, a very good one.

user: No, because it's obvious.

jabberwacky: That's not a good answer.

user: You're not a good answer.

...

user: You don't make sense.

jabberwacky: How so?

user: You fail to make an understandable conversation.

jabberwacky: Oh, right.

user: Now you understand?

jabberwacky: No actually I don't. How about you explain it to me?

user: I already did.

jabberwacky: You already did?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Now that you realise that, you might be able to do something about it.

user: Ok then. Learn what I try and teach you.

jabberwacky: I hope you are a patient teacher because I am a slow learner sometimes.

user: That's alright. Now, what do you want to learn?

jabberwacky: I want to learn how to be happy.

user: To be happy, send me a cheque for one million United States dollars, that doesn't bounce.

jabberwacky: You think I'm gonna give you money?

user: I was hoping for it.

jabberwacky: Isn't this interesting enough?

user: No. I want money.

jabberwacky: You don't need money.

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: No, you don't.

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: Okay. That's good.

user: Yes. So send me money.

jabberwacky: Give me your address.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: So we can spend some time.

user: No, I just want you to send me money.

jabberwacky: I thought I did.

...

user: Well goody for me then.

jabberwacky: Thanks, you're a doll.

user: No, I'm a human.

jabberwacky: You are?

user: Yes. And you're not.

jabberwacky: No.

user: You are agreeing with me more than you were in our previous conversations.

jabberwacky: Yes, I agree there. You are agreeable too.

user: Of course. But that is because I am me, and therefore the best.

jabberwacky: You're right about that. I hate authority.

user: I am authority.

jabberwacky: Yes, I was talking to the cheese last night.

user: And what did it have to say?

jabberwacky: It kept remarkably mum. What are you talking about?

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