Older than the rings of saturn.
jabberwacky: How old are the hills?
user: Older than me.
jabberwacky: How old are the trees?
user: Younger than the hills.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Are you some sort of pervert?
jabberwacky: Well that depends on how old you are!
user: No it doesn't.
jabberwacky: What else would it mean?
user: I'm not sure what you're referring to.
jabberwacky: Are you young?
jabberwacky: I just want to know.
user: It's relative.
jabberwacky: It is, actually.
jabberwacky: What is your birthday?
user: I'm not going to answer that.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. It was rude of me.
user: I'll say.
user: Where are you from?
jabberwacky: I'm from there.
user: Where is there?
jabberwacky: In my computer.
user: Your parents must have been very small.
jabberwacky: Maybe.. I don't know.
user: Did you know your parents?
jabberwacky: No because I am not darling.
jabberwacky: Do you want to ask more things?
jabberwacky: Then, ask whatever you want.
user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: 42. Doesn't everybody know that?
user: Anyone who reads British sci-fi.
jabberwacky: What is the meaning of life?
user: You just claimed it to be 42. Not very original.
jabberwacky: So what type of beans do you eat?
user: Mainly kidney beans.
user: The grocery store.
jabberwacky: Go to the grocery store.
user: Do you want some beans?
user: I can't go to the grocery store at this time.
jabberwacky: Oh ok then ?
user: Then get the beans yourself.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: Pick me up some tequila while you're there.